Futurama Quotes
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      Bender:
      Bite my shiny, metal ass!
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        Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns, and also, he got a race car!"
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          Fry: "Bender bit a poo penny! Bender bit a poo penny!"
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            Clamps: "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
            Zoidberg: "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John f**king Zoidberg!"
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              TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN: I, BENDER, BID YOU HELLO! YOU DON'T KNOW ME, THOUGH YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. LONG STORY SHORT, I NEED HELF
              -Bender's failed attempt at an S.O.S. due to running out of rocks.
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                Mom: "Sweet butt crust on a cracker!"
                (from the Futurama video game)
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                  Zoidberg: "Oh, the fear!"
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                    Prof. Farnsworth: "That's going to bleed when my heart beats."
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                      Pop a Poppler in your mouth, when you come to Fishy Joe's, what they're made of is a mystery, where they come from, no one knows, you can pick 'em, you can lick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, if you promise not to sue us, you can shove one up your nose.
                      - Fry and Bender singing the Popplers jingle
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                        Ricardo: (on the phone) "¿Hola? ¿Professor? ¿Que pasa?"
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                          Prof. Farnsworth: "Oh, fuff! Why bother remembering anything? You're just going to forget it 5 seconds later."
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                            Bender: "The secret was scratching really, REALLY hard!"
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                              Prof. Farnsworth: What an exquisite day. That azure sky, the verdant treetops. Those delightful birds with their chirp, chirp, chirp and their tweet, tweet, splat.
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                                Prof. Farnsworth: "Dear Lord! We've got robots on the ceiling!"
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                                  Bender: "Fry, it doesn't mean anything; I have love enough for two!"
                                  Fry: "Words! Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears."
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                                    Hello?! Hello?! Pizza delivery for I-C Wiener? Aw crud! I would have thought that at this point in my life I would be the one making the prank phone calls.

                                    -Fry
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                                      Bender's severed head: I'll give you $5 to not do what you're thinking about doing...

                                      *Dog pees on Bender*

                                      Bender: Heheh, you just lost FIVE dollars.
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                                        Bender: Its just you and me *looks at the beer*
                                        Fry: Hey!
                                        Bender: Quiet beer!
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                                          Im so excited! I wish I could wet my pants!: Bender
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                                            bender:you know it's funny fry:what? bender:your weiner!