Mommie Dearest Quotes
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      Joan: "DON'T F*** WITH ME, FELLAS! This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"
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        christina:
        Jesus Christ
        -christina
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          Joan Crawford:
          You love to make me hit you!
          -Joan Crawford
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            Joan Crawford:
            No... wire...hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: No. Wire. Hangers. EVER?!
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              Christina:
              Don't you act for me. I wanna know: why did you adopt me?

              -Christina
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                Joan Crawford:
                Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST?

                -Joan Crawford
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                  Joan Crawford:
                  Ah, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.

                  -Joan Crawford
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                    Joan Crawford:
                    I'd rather you go bald to school than looking like a tramp.

                    -Joan Crawford
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                      Joan Crawford:
                      I would rather be here with you than anywhere else in the world. You, all of you here and everywhere, gave me this award tonight. And I accept it from you and only you. I love all of you. Now please forgive me, good night.

                      -Joan Crawford
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                        Christina Crawford:
                        Because I am NOT one of your fans.
                        -Christina Crawford
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                          Joan Crawford:
                          Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?

                          - Joan Crawford
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                            Joan Crawford:
                            Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.

                            -Joan Crawford