The Nanny Quotes
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      Ms. Fine:
      HURRY UP KIDS, THE LIMO'S WAITING! I love saying that!
      Niles:
      And I love hearing it.
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        Ms. Fine:
        MR. SHEFFIELD!!
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          Yetta:
          This place is gorgeous. Much better than that place you had in New York.
          -Yetta
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            Niles Frank Bakley, Jr.:
            N: Finger sandwich? FBJr.: Ewww. What idiot made these?
            N: I did, and they're made from real little boys.
            -Niles Frank Bakley, Jr.
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              Fran:
              Ah-hah, forget it. You got a better chance of seeing Tonya Harding on a box of Wheaties.
              -Fran
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                Niles:
                Niles: How do you do, Tiz Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler.
                -Niles
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                  Niles:
                  Niles: You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you.
                  -Niles
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                    C.C. Niles:
                    C.C.: You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Niles: Ditto!
                    -C.C. Niles
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                      Niles Fran:
                      Niles: I once walked in on the Queen-mother. Fran: In the shower? Niles: On the throne.
                      -Niles Fran
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                        Niles:
                        You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?
                        -Niles
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                          Niles:
                          Oh, what are you doing here, the sun is up.
                          -Niles
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                            Fran C.C.:
                            Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
                            -Fran C.C.
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                              C.C. Niles:
                              C.C.: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.
                              -C.C. Niles
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                                C.C. Niles:
                                I find I can catch more flies with honey.' 'I always thought your tongue darted out.
                                -C.C. Niles
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                                  C.C. Niles:
                                  I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.' 'I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
                                  -C.C. Niles
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                                    C.C. Niles:
                                    C.C.: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning. Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?
                                    -C.C. Niles
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                                      Mr. Sheffield Niles:
                                      Can you keep a secret?' 'Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
                                      -Mr. Sheffield Niles
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                                        Philippe Philippe:
                                        Hello, Caca.'' ''What?'' ''Is this not what C.C. stands for? That is what the butler told me.
                                        -Philippe Philippe
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                                          Philippe:
                                          Philippe: Your queen looks like a man.
                                          -Philippe
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                                            Fran Max:
                                            Fran: You know, I've got half a mind... Max: No argument there!
                                            -Fran Max