The Nanny Quotes | Retro Junk

25402

Yetta:

This place is gorgeous. Much better than that place you had in New York.
-Yetta

25401

Niles Frank Bakley, Jr.:

N: Finger sandwich? FBJr.: Ewww. What idiot made these?
N: I did, and they're made from real little boys.
-Niles Frank Bakley, Jr.

25400

Fran:

Ah-hah, forget it. You got a better chance of seeing Tonya Harding on a box of Wheaties.
-Fran

25399

Niles:

Niles: How do you do, Tiz Maylor? I'm Biles, the nutler.
-Niles

25398

Niles:

Niles: You realize, of course, now I'm going to have to kill you.
-Niles

25397

C.C. Niles:

C.C.: You are a pathetic excuse for a man. Niles: Ditto!
-C.C. Niles

25396

Niles Fran:

Niles: I once walked in on the Queen-mother. Fran: In the shower? Niles: On the throne.
-Niles Fran

25395

Niles:

You know, the next time you give your clothes away, why don't you just stay in them?
-Niles

25394

Niles:

Oh, what are you doing here, the sun is up.
-Niles

25393

Fran C.C.:

Fran: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all? C.C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
-Fran C.C.

25392

C.C. Niles:

C.C.: I wouldn't be caught dead in that dress. Niles: You'd have to be dead six months to fit in it.
-C.C. Niles

25391

C.C. Niles:

I find I can catch more flies with honey.' 'I always thought your tongue darted out.
-C.C. Niles

25390

C.C. Niles:

I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.' 'I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.
-C.C. Niles

25389

C.C. Niles:

C.C.: I couldn't put a foot out of bed this morning. Niles: Did someone put a rock on your coffin again?
-C.C. Niles

25388

Mr. Sheffield Niles:

Can you keep a secret?' 'Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.
-Mr. Sheffield Niles

25387

Philippe Philippe:

Hello, Caca.'' ''What?'' ''Is this not what C.C. stands for? That is what the butler told me.
-Philippe Philippe

25386

Philippe:

Philippe: Your queen looks like a man.
-Philippe

25385

Fran Max:

Fran: You know, I've got half a mind... Max: No argument there!
-Fran Max

25384

Max:

Max: [to Fran] Have you seen Gracie's Halloween costume? She looks a bit more like a trick than a treat.
-Max

25383

Fran:

As appealing as Hepatitis sounds, yellow's just not my color.
-Fran

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