The Sandlot Quotes
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    6548
      Smalls: You were all leaving, so I thought I'd hop the...
      Squints: If you'da been thinkin you wouldn't 'a thought that.
      6547
        Mom: Honey, I want you to make some friends this summer, lots of them.
        Smalls: Yeah, I know. But I'm not good at anything, mom. Face it, I'm just an egghead.
        6546
          Squints: It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.
          6545
            Mr. Mertle: I take it back. You're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand.
            6544
              Ham Porter: Hey, Smalls, you wanna s'more?
              Smalls: Some more of what?
              Ham Porter: No, do you wanna s'more?
              Smalls: I haven't had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
              6543
                Squints: It's about time Benny, my clothes are goin' outa style.
                6542
                  Wendy Peffercorn: Little pervert!
                  6541
                    Ham Porter: You play ball like a girl!
                    6540
                      Ham Porter: Benny, why'd you bring that kid?
                      Benny Rodriguez: Because he makes nine of us.
                      Yeah Yeah: Yeah yeah, so does my sister, but I didn't bring her along!
                      6539
                        Mr. Mertle: Baseball was life! And I was good at it... real good.
                        6538
                          Smalls: Oh yeah, the Great Bambino. Of course! I thought you said the Great Bambi.
                          Ham Porter: That wimpy deer?
                          6537
                            Ham Porter: This pop isn't workin', Benny! I'm bakin' like a toasted cheese-it! It's so hot here!
                            6536
                              Ham Porter: This is smores stuff. First you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallows flaming, you stick it on the chocolate and cover it with the other end. Then, you scarf.
                              6535
                                Smalls: [as an adult] We all lived in the neighborhood for a couple of more years-mostly through junior high school-and every summer was great. But none of them ever came close to that first one. When one guy would move away, we never replaced him on the team with anyone else. We just kept the game going like he was still there.
                                6534
                                  Benny Rodriguez: Man, base up you blockheads!
                                  6533
                                    Timmy: Smalls, you mean to tell me you went home, swiped a ball that was signed by BABE RUTH, brought it out here and actually played with it?
                                    Tommy: And actually played with it?
                                    6532
                                      Bertram: God, he looks like a dead fish.
                                      6531
                                        Squints: I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!
                                        6530
                                          Ham: It was the heater. Low and outside. Just how I like it.
                                          6529
                                            Benny: Ham, you idiot! Now we can't play no more.