Smokey and the Bandit Quotes
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      Buford T. Justice: (shouting at a trucker that has sheered a door off of Justice's patrol car) "I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You're going away till you're gray!"
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        Buford T. Justice: "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry!"
        992
          Alabama State Trooper: "Did you see that? They went right through our roadblock!
          Buford T. Justice: "You som'bitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

          991
            Buford T. Justice: "Do what I say you pile a' monkey nuts!"
            990
              Buford T. Justice: "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
              989
                Junior: "My hat blew off, daddy."
                Buford T. Justice: "I hope your goddamn head was in it!"
                988
                  Buford T. Justice: "This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags."
                  987
                    Junior: (waiting for the funeral procession) "Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?"
                    Buford T. Justice: "If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now."

                    986
                      Buford T. Justice: Duck or you're going to be losing a head!
                      985
                        Snowman "Is she wearing a wedding dress"?
                        Bandit "She was"
                        Snowman "What she wearing now? Her mind?"
                        984
                          Snowman "You can't drive a forklift"
                          Bandit "I can drive any forking thing I like"
                          983
                            What were dealing with here is a total lack of respect for the law.
                            :Buford.T.Justice
                            982
                              I'll barbcuel Your --- in molasses!
                              981
                                Sheriff:
                                You can think about it...but don't do it!
                                -Sheriff
                                980
                                  The Bandit:
                                  Look over your right shoulder.
                                  -The Bandit
                                  979
                                    Sheriff:
                                    When we get home remind me to punch your momma in the mouth!
                                    -Sheriff
                                    978
                                      Sheriff:
                                      There is no way, No! Way! you come from my lions, When we get home remind me to punch your momma in the mouth.
                                      -Sheriff
                                      977
                                        Sherrif's son:
                                        Daddy, the top came off!
                                        -Sherrif's son
                                        976
                                          Sheriff Justice:
                                          I ain't got time for that crap!"
                                          "You tick turd!!
                                          -Sheriff Justice