Judging Amy Quotes
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      Amy:
      Mother (hands Maxine a flowery pinkish dress), this IS your festive section.
      -Amy
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        Shelley Cecil:
        So do what ever you want with me ok, put me in jail for the
        rest of my life. MAKE HER HAPPY BECAUSE ITS ALL OVER. I'M ALREADY DEAD.
        -Shelley Cecil
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          Shelly Cecil:
          Oh so thats why she's not answereing my emails.
          Of course I understand, I killed my best friend, I saw her lying there. My life is over, I can't go back to school, I can't even walk down the street. I'm a murderer.
          So do what ever you want with me
          -Shelly Cecil
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            Maxine:
            Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I've cut my hair.

            -Maxine
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              Maxine:
              No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What's your point?

              -Maxine
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                Maxine:
                By the way, I'm getting married a week from Saturday. I expect you to be there.

                -Maxine
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                  Maxine:
                  Never wear fire for a hat... I haven't any idea what it means. I read it in a bathroom stall once and it stuck with me.

                  -Maxine
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                    Sean:
                    A week from Saturday? Maxine, why are you getting married a week from Saturday?

                    -Sean
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                      Maxine:
                      So I can have sex, Sean. Why else would anyone get married?

                      -Maxine
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                        Amy:
                        The only way we do better is by figuring out what we did wrong.

                        -Amy