Moesha Quotes
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      Morris Day: You can't snip it, clip it, or flip it.
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        Moesha: I'm Moesha Mitchell.
        Morris Day: Oh lawd, another "Esha" baby.
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          Morris Day: No sampling, period.
          Moesha: But Morris...
          Morris Day: I said period, not comma.
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            EVERY BODY:
            Myles GO TO YOUR ROOM
            -EVERY BODY
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              Moesha David:
              'David, you handled him really well! Have you ever thought about doing stand-up?' 'I AM standing up.'
              -Moesha David
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                Hakeem:
                Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.
                -Hakeem
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                  Myles:
                  Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.
                  -Myles
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                    Kim Ohagi:
                    'So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?' 'It means Conquering Warrior.' 'Ooh, I surrender.'
                    -Kim Ohagi
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                      Kim:
                      I wanna get my knowledge on, you know, like that commercial say, "A mind is a terrible thing."
                      -Kim
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                        Moesha Morris Day:
                        'My name is Moesha Mitchell.' 'Oh, Lawd, another "Esha" baby.'
                        -Moesha Morris Day
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                          Aaron Moesha:
                          'Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin.' 'No, but I didn't know you were a ho!'
                          -Aaron Moesha
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                            Kim Taylor:
                            [about Kim's weight] Kim: It's just baby fat. Taylor: No, it's just fat, baby.
                            -Kim Taylor
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                              Kim:
                              Y'all are dysfun... Y'all are dysfun... Y'all can't get along.
                              -Kim
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                                Kim:
                                What happened, Mo, did you forget where you live?
                                -Kim
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                                  Hakeem:
                                  Hakeem: Boom!
                                  -Hakeem
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                                    Moesha:
                                    Moesha: I don't look like Brandy! I'm cuter than her.
                                    -Moesha
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                                      Moesha Niecy:
                                      Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet. Niecy: Yup - Reno.
                                      -Moesha Niecy
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                                        Niecy Myles:
                                        'I'm watching my figure.' 'Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.'
                                        -Niecy Myles
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                                          Cop Frank Mitchell:
                                          'Calm down.' 'Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary!' 'Then I need a raise.'
                                          -Cop Frank Mitchell
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                                            Sara Andell:
                                            'Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?' 'No, Broke-ahontas.'
                                            -Sara Andell