GUTS Quotes
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      Mike:
      They've come from all over the world with one goal, a piece of our radical rock. But one question still remains, DO YOU HAVE IT?

      (Global Guts Opening Spiel)
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        Mike:
        Welcome back to GUTS, the action sports show that asks, "DO YOU HAVE IT?"
        Audience:
        GUTS!
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          Mike:
          Hello, everyone. I'm Mike O'Malley, and welcome to the Extreme Arena, home of Nickelodeon GUTS, the action sports show where kids live their greatest sports fantasies! Today, once again, our players will be battling their way through four outrageous events, and after that, they'll get a chance to climb our radical rock, the Aggro Crag, where almost anything can happen! The player with the most points at the end of all of our events is the winner and he/she gets take home a piece of our radical rock! Now remember, all of our events are specifically designed with our players' safety in mind! They will be wearing safety equipment and they will have a stunt coordinator and stunt spotters with them at all times. So please, don't try this at home!
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            Mo:
            "On your mark, get set, (whistle)!"
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              Mike:
              "No ifs, ands, or buts, these kids got GUTS. Do you have it?"
              Audience:
              GUTS!
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                Mike: Players begin in Boulder Canyon, where blistering blasts of venomous vapors erupt from the canyon floor. Then it's up through Switchback Bend, full of volcanic boulders, ready to explode at the slightest touch. Lurking ahead, Avalanche Ledge, with ultra-sharp spires and rumbling rocks that are ready to roll. From there, it's a hard solo up the Ice Wall, straight through the falling sheet of snow, protecting the crag peak. And all the while, our players will be facing the sound, the fury, of a molten volcano that's ready to blow. You want rules? I got you Mo. MO!
                Mo: Players will start at the sound of my whistle. Each player has an identical side of the mountain to climb and may not cross into another player's path. Now, during their climb, our players must light up each of 8 targets, located on their side of the crag. The first player to light up all of their targets, including the final one at the peak of the mountain, will receive first place points. Mike?
                -an explanation behind the "Super Aggro Crag" (Global GUTS)
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                  Mike "Superman" Schmidt: "Oh it felt great" when Mo the ref grabs his ass.
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                    "Oh it felt GREAT", Mike "Superman" Schmidt when Mo the ref grabs his ass.
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                      Mike O'Malley:
                      Do you have it?
                      -Mike O'Malley
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                        Mike O'Malley:
                        Let's go to the Leaderboard...Mo!
                        -Mike O'Malley