(insert child's name) is not a professional actor/actress and hasn't been told what to say. Keep in mind that (insert name) is only (insert age).
It's Kids Say the Darndest Things! Starring Bill Cosby!
That's all for tonight!
I'm Kemmet Hayes, and I'm from North Carolina
You're not from North Carolina are you?
Hey, is Cosby coming tonight?
Now it's time for Cos and the kids.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bill Cosby!