Father Ted Quotes
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      Jack and Dougal:
      Jack: There they lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting. Interminably waiting. AND THEN........
      Dougal: He's right you know.
      -Jack and Dougal
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        Father Jack:
        NUNS!! REVERSE! REVERSE!
        -Father Jack
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          Father Ted (to Dougal):
          These cows are small. But the ones out there are far away. Small...... Far away.
          -Father Ted (to Dougal)
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            Eoin McLove:
            I have no willy.
            -Eoin McLove
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              Father Ted:
              We could make like the rapper, Snoop Doggy Dog. It'd go something like... 'Take that lump of sugar baby you know you want it!'
              -Father Ted