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      Harry: "Your life doesn't have to end up that way!"
      Dan: "I don't have a life, Harry! I have a life*style*! Do you know how many women I've slept with?"
      Harry: "It doesn't matter how many women you slept with! *Pauses* More than 100?"
      Dan: "You know that slogan underneath the Golden Arches, the one that reads "Over 4 Billion Served"? Let's just say I'm competitive."
      *Harry sits down, shocked*
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        Dan: I'll tell you one thing I do NOT want to be, and that is one of those old, pathetic, eccentric bachelors living in some sleazy apartment with a dozen cats."
        Harry: "You can have more than that!"
        Dan: "Alright, TWO dozen cats!"
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          Harry: *leans over his bench* "Dan...*starts shifting through his hair*, may I suggest a medicated shampoo?"
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            Am I going to understand this when I get older?

            --Bull Shannon
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              Oooh-kay! - Bull Shannon
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                Bull:
                Ummmmmm-Kay!
                -Bull
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                  Dan Fielding:
                  I'm Dan Fielding, King of Hanky Panky!
                  -Dan Fielding
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                    Harry:
                    Pick a card, any card!
                    -Harry