The King of Queens Quotes
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      Doug: You know, I've had Shut-it Stew before, and it sure as diddly didn't taste like that!!!
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        Arthur Spooner: "Fun size kit kats also forbidden!!!"
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          Carrie: "It has to be a place where I can flash my boobs...cause I will flash ma BOOBS!"
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            Doug: "He owns, a house?!!"
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              Doug:
              this candy store is cloosed (points to self)
              -Doug
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                -Doug:
                Oh, im just putting another packet of syrup on my strudle,
                happy now sad toorrow
                --Doug
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                  -Deacon:
                  oh, by the way if anything your my work wife
                  --Deacon
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                    -Doug:
                    When you find your self in the doughnut isle, and you will find your self in the doghnut isle, the fat free doughnuts...mmm...[puts in garbage]...this time get fat full
                    --Doug
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                      Doug:
                      I got pizza on myself and the car.
                      -Doug
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                        Doug:
                        SHUTTIE!
                        -Doug