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      Luis: According to this, your father owns the second largest construction company.
      Billy Tepper: Yeah, he's a contractor.
      Luis: Are you afraid?
      Billy Tepper: Yes, I am afraid.
      Luis: Good. Don't screw with me.
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        Headmaster:
        Now this object I'm holding here is call... well some of you may have seen one before, it's called a book. You may have seen one on television.


        -Headmaster
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          Henry:
          No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.

          -Henry
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            Jonathan:
            No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.

            -Jonathan
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              Ricardo Montoya:
              Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.


              -Ricardo Montoya
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                Jonathan:
                Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.

                -Jonathan