Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman:
I wish that you were falling...
Falling for me.
Brenda Clark (Victoria Jackson):
Toonces, look out!
Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken):
I gotta have more cowbell!
Kevin Nealon's Weekend Update closer:
"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
"Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!"
Debbie Downer (Rachel Dratch):
It's official, I can't have any children.
Gumby (Eddie Murphy):
"I'm Gumby, dammit."
Mary Katherine Galagher (Molly Shannon):
Matt Foley (Chris Farley):
Fernando Lamas (Billy Crystal):
You look mahvelous!
Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan):
I'm Brian Fellow!
Emily Litela (Gilda Radner):
Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz):
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Frankenstein (Phil Hartman):
Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update closer:
"And that is the way it is, goodnight!"
Gilly (Kristen Wiig):
Chevy Chase's Weekend Update Closer:
"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow".
Dennis Miller's Weekend Update closer:
"That's the news and I am outta here!"
Colin Quinn's Weekend Update Closer:
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."