Saturday Night Live Quotes
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      Gilda Radner, Jane Curtin, and Laraine Newman:
      I wish that you were falling...
      Laraine Newman:
      Falling for me.
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        Brenda Clark (Victoria Jackson):
        Toonces, look out!
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          Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken):
          I gotta have more cowbell!
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            Kevin Nealon's Weekend Update closer:
            "I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
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              Steve Martin:
              "Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!"
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                Debbie Downer (Rachel Dratch):
                It's official, I can't have any children.
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                  Gumby (Eddie Murphy):
                  "I'm Gumby, dammit."
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                    Mary Katherine Galagher (Molly Shannon):
                    Superstar!
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                      Matt Foley (Chris Farley):
                      Well, la-di-fricken-da!
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                        Fernando Lamas (Billy Crystal):
                        You look mahvelous!
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                          Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan):
                          I'm Brian Fellow!
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                            Emily Litela (Gilda Radner):
                            Nevermind.
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                              Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz):
                              Yeah, that's the ticket!
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                                Frankenstein (Phil Hartman):
                                Fire bad!
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                                  Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update closer:
                                  "And that is the way it is, goodnight!"
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                                    Gilly (Kristen Wiig):
                                    "Sorry."
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                                      Chevy Chase's Weekend Update Closer:
                                      "Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow".
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                                        Dennis Miller's Weekend Update closer:
                                        "That's the news and I am outta here!"
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                                          Colin Quinn's Weekend Update Closer:
                                          "That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
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                                            Chevy Chase:
                                            "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."