Kevin Nealon's Weekend Update closer:
"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
Well, excuuuuuuuuse me!
Debbie Downer (Rachel Dratch):
It's official, I can't have any children.
Gumby (Eddie Murphy):
I'm Gumby, dammit.
Mary Katherine Galagher (Molly Shannon):
Matt Foley (Chris Farley):
Fernando Lamas (Billy Crystal):
You look mahvelous!
Brian Fellow (Tracy Morgan):
I'm Brian Fellow!
Emily Litela (Gilda Radner):
Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz):
Yeah, that's the ticket!
Frankenstein (Phil Hartman):
Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update closer:
"And that is the way it is."
Gilly (Kristen Wiig):
Chevy Chase's Weekend Update Closer:
"Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow".
Dennis Miller's Weekend Update closer:
"That's the news and I am outta here!"
Colin Quinn's Weekend Update Closer:
"That's my story and I'm sticking to it!"
"I'm Chevy Chase and you're not."
"For those of you just joining us - Buckwheat is still dead."
"Cheeseburger, Pepsi, chips."
Church Lady (Dana Carvey):
Isn't that special?