Cow and Chicken Quotes
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      Momma had a chicken, Momma had a cow, Dad was proud, he didn't care how
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        Mom: "I'm going to be a grandmother!"
        Dad: "Me, too!"
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          "I wonder if it's too late to put myself up for adoption."
          -Chicken
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            Cow (referring to Mom and Dad): Sometimes I question their sanity.
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              wait cows can't fly .......aren't you glad?
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                Chicken:
                That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp!
                -Chicken
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                  Cow:
                  Supercow al rescate!
                  -Cow
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                    Chicken:
                    Cow! I've got Crabs... the warthog!
                    -Chicken
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                      Dad:
                      Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma!
                      -Dad
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                        Chicken:
                        Is this cartoon ever gonna make sense?
                        -Chicken
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                          The Red Guy:
                          I havn't brushed my teeth this year!
                          -The Red Guy
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                            cow:
                            Thank you chiiiiieeecken you really cheered me up... Let's go play with Flem and Eaaarl.
                            -cow
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                              Chicken:
                              [trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good.
                              -Chicken
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                                Cow:
                                Moo..
                                -Cow