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      Ross:
      "Hey, I grew up with Monica! Either you ate fast or YOU DIDN'T EAT!"
      31976
        Janice:
        OH...MY...GODDD!!!!!!
        31975
          Rachel:
          *Introducing her sister, Jill to everyone* "Well, this is Chandler! And you know Monica and Ross. And that's Phoebe, and that's Joey!"
          Joey:
          "Hey, how you doin'?--"
          Rachel:
          "DON'T!!!!!!"
          31972
            Chandler:
            "What if all my stuff was here...?"
            Monica:
            "Well then you'd have to go back and fourth and it'd get annoying".
            Chandler:
            "...Okay...*blinks twice*...What if we moved in together and you understood what I'm saying???!"
            31971
              Monica:
              "Hey, little Ben. I'm your Aunt Monica. Yes I am...

              ...and I will ALWAYS have gum!"
              23740
                Its an electric drill! If you "get me" you kill me!
                -Chandler-
                23739
                  Ross, this is not a marriage. It's the world's worst hang over.
                  Rachel
                  23738
                    See, he's her lobster.
                    Pheobe after Ross and Rachaels first kiss.
                    23737
                      Rachael: And just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone, and it IS a big deal.
                      Chandler: I KNEW IT!!!
                      Rachael after throwing Ross out
                      23736
                        Chandler:
                        Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us.
                        -Chandler
                        23735
                          Gunther:
                          Hey, buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.
                          -Gunther
                          23734
                            Monica:
                            'Fine! Judge all you want but, married a lesbian, left a man at the alter, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg on a fire, livin' in a box.
                            -Monica
                            23733
                              Ross:
                              See what? I don't know what she sees in...innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like...like...I don't know. Uhh...uhhh, hello...a...week, to get out a sentence.
                              -Ross
                              23732
                                Rachel:
                                Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.
                                -Rachel
                                23731
                                  Ross:
                                  FIVE PAGES! FRONT AND BACK!!
                                  -Ross
                                  23730
                                    Phoebe and Ross:
                                    Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely don't like the name Ross. Ross: What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
                                    -Phoebe and Ross
                                    23729
                                      Chandler and Ross:
                                      Chandler: WHOOPA!
                                      Ross: What was that?
                                      Chandler: You know the noise when your whipped by your women.
                                      Ross: Actually its "WHITSSSHHH!
                                      Chandler: Yeah that's what I said WHOOPA!
                                      -Chandler and Ross
                                      23728
                                        Ross, Monica and Chandler:
                                        Ross: What was the name of Chandler's father gay burlisque show?
                                        Monica: VIVA LAS GAYGAS!
                                        Chandler: Unfortunatly that is correct.
                                        -Ross, Monica and Chandler
                                        23727
                                          Chandler and Joey:
                                          (Ross is upset over someone eating his turkey sandwich and Chandler is reading his note)
                                          Chandler: Knock knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch who? Ross gellers lunch don't eat me ok?.
                                          Joey: Yeah, I am surprised you were'
                                          -Chandler and Joey
                                          23726
                                            Ross:
                                            Oh by the way, "your" y o u r, you are y o u r ' r e!
                                            -Ross