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    6219
      Ben:
      I had a squirrel named Numb Nuts.

      -Ben
      6218
        Ben:
        I had a dog once and we named him Squatting Dog cos he had a terrible case of the squirts.

        -Ben
        6217
          Ben:
          How about... Squatting Dog?

          -Ben
          6216
            Ben:
            If you were really clever, you'd wrap us in wet rawhide, and when it dried it would shrink and squeeze organs through our orifices like a tube of toothpaste.

            -Ben