Man of the House Quotes

6219

Ben:

I had a squirrel named Numb Nuts.

-Ben

6218

Ben:

I had a dog once and we named him Squatting Dog cos he had a terrible case of the squirts.

-Ben

6217

Ben:

How about... Squatting Dog?

-Ben

6216

Ben:

If you were really clever, you'd wrap us in wet rawhide, and when it dried it would shrink and squeeze organs through our orifices like a tube of toothpaste.

-Ben

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