(doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
(as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!
I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey Squidward!
I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts!
Like a genie!
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.(milk carton tips over in thought bubble)
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end.
Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
Hey! I'm going to tie your...shoe if you don't give me that back.
But I'm wearing sandals!
OK! Never mind!
Doesn't this place seem familiar to you? Doesn't it kind of ring a bell?
(Squidward ringing doorbell)Yes!
Our box is gone!
I know! Let's go see Squidward
I hope he's not too down in the dumps today!
Alien hunting! Alien hunting!
Patrick! Don't let them know we're on to them. Uh yes, Alien Hunting. I saw that on TV too.
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the(squeaks his clarinet)
Open 24 hours a day! What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?!
(alarm rings)Oh boy, 3 A.M!(eats Krabby Patty hidden under cover.)
Patchy the Pirate:
Three bells?! We know what three bells mean!
Free ice cream!
No, you silly livers!
Potty the Parrot:
You, I'm ignoring.
Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.(hits dollar with computer)
Phone in punch bowl?! That's not even on the schedule!
(SpongeBob knocking on door)This song has a great beat!
Yeah! "Knock, Knock!"