SpongeBob SquarePants Quotes
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      SpongeBob:
      Attention customers, Today's special is a(dolphin noise)Krabby Patty served in a greasy(dolphin noise)sauce, and grilled to(dolphin noise)perfection! And don't forget to ask us to(dolphin noise)the(dolphin noise)fries! It'll be our(dolphin noise)pleasure!
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        Squidward:
        Patrick! I told you I'm claustrophobic!
        Patrick:
        Nice try Squidward but there's no Santa Claus here!
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          Squidward:
          Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.
          Patrick:
          What does Claustrophobic mean?
          SpongeBob:
          It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
          Patrick:
          Ho ho ho!
          SpongeBob:
          Patrick stop! You're scaring him!
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            Squidward:
            1,2,1,2,3,4!
            Music:
            *loud blast of music*
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              Patrick:
              If I ever find the guy who upset Clamu, I'll have a few choice words for him like "you", and "are", and "a jerk"!
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                SpongeBob:
                Hey Patrick, what does this word mean?
                Patrick:
                "Krabs." Isn't that the red, sweaty guy you work for?
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                  Squidward:
                  How about this? I call this one "Bold & Brash".
                  Art Collector:
                  More like "Belongs in the Trash"!
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                    Squidward:
                    Hey, give that back! I was just reaching my coda!
                    Mr. Krabs:
                    Well your coda is affecting my quota!
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                      SpongeBob:
                      (imitating Squidward)Hey Sandy, who am I? Hello SpongeBob. Could you keep it down, I'm trying to be boring.
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                        SpongeBob:
                        Hey Sandy. Watch me do the "Grouchy Squidward".
                        Squidward:
                        Stop naming moves after me!
                        SpongeBob:
                        (imitating Squidward)Everybody's an idiot except for me!
                        Squidward:
                        Well, it's true!
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                          Squidward:
                          Look, SpongeBob. In case you forgot, here's how things work. I order the food, you cook the food, and the customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. That sounds like a good deal to me. What do you say?
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                            Mr. Krabs:
                            You had to kill him. The boy cried you a sweater of tears, and you kill him!
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                              SpongeBob:
                              Sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit. What do they make you think of Suidward?
                              Squidward:
                              (imagines SpongeBob exploding) Explosions--I mean--erosion!
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                                SpongeBob:
                                Patrick, I don't think "wumbo" is a real word.
                                Patrick:
                                Come on! I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumbology, the study of wumbo! It's first grade, SpongeBob!
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                                  Mr. Krabs:
                                  Can you smell it? That smell..a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly...Anchovies...
                                  Squidward:
                                  What?
                                  Mr. Krabs:
                                  Anchovies!
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                                    SpongeBob:
                                    It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
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                                      Squidward:
                                      Let me guess, Tiny. A small salad?
                                      Bubble Bass:
                                      I'll take a double-triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
                                      Suidward:
                                      We serve food here, sir!
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                                        SpongeBob:
                                        So, THIS is work?!
                                        Patrick:
                                        It's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes I have to move the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes my butt itches real bad!
                                        SpongeBob:
                                        Oh you poor thing. By the way you forgot your briefcase!
                                        Patrick:
                                        So this is the thanks I get for working overtime?
                                        SpongeBob:
                                        Overtime?!?!
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                                          Squidward:
                                          I have no talent.
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          I have not talent.
                                          Squidward:
                                          Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
                                          Squidward:
                                          If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent will rub off on me.
                                          SpongeBob:
                                          If I'm lucky Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
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                                            Squidward:
                                            Flowers and Chocolates for you, Mr. Krabs!