30790
Patrick:
(doorbell rings)Hooray, the idiot's here!-I mean-I'll get it!
30763
Patrick:
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called The Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
30667
SpongeBob:
(as a car radio)And now back to KRUD with all of your personal "You won't get away with stealing my car!" hits.
30666
SpongeBob:
I guess ol' Grandpa SquarePants was right. Don't run for a bus(imitates grandpa)especially one that's going up at a 90 degree angle!
30641
Patrick:
I guess I'll have to find a new best friend. Hey Squidward!
Squidward:
No!
Patrick:
Darn.
30632
Squidward:
I can't believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts!
Patrick:
Like a genie!
30629
Patrick:
The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.(milk carton tips over in thought bubble)
30628
Patrick:
Maybe a story will cheer you up. It's called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end.
30627
Patrick:
Is it time already to ruin Squid's day?
30626
Squidward:
Is it time already for you to ruin my day?
30608
SpongeBob:
Hey! I'm going to tie your...shoe if you don't give me that back.
random fish:
But I'm wearing sandals!
SpongeBob:
OK! Never mind!
30607
SpongeBob:
Doesn't this place seem familiar to you? Doesn't it kind of ring a bell?
Patrick:
(Squidward ringing doorbell)Yes!
30606
SpongeBob:
Our box is gone!
Patrick:
Oh well.
SpongeBob:
I know! Let's go see Squidward
Patrick:
I hope he's not too down in the dumps today!
30605
Patrick:
Alien hunting! Alien hunting!
SpongeBob:
Patrick! Don't let them know we're on to them. Uh yes, Alien Hunting. I saw that on TV too.
30604
Squidward:
Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the(squeaks his clarinet)
30603
Squidward:
Open 24 hours a day! What a stupid idea! Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?!
Patrick:
(alarm rings)Oh boy, 3 A.M!(eats Krabby Patty hidden under cover.)
30602
Patchy the Pirate:
Three bells?! We know what three bells mean!
Kids:
Free ice cream!
Patchy:
No, you silly livers!
Potty the Parrot:
Man overboard?
Patchy:
You, I'm ignoring.
30601
Patrick:
Wait, SpongeBob! We're not cavemen! We have technology.(hits dollar with computer)
30600
SpongeBob:
Phone in punch bowl?! That's not even on the schedule!
30599
Sandy:
(SpongeBob knocking on door)This song has a great beat!
Patrick:
Yeah! "Knock, Knock!"
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