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      City Wok Guy:
      Herro City Wok, Take Order Pre.
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        STAN:
        Oh My God They Killed Kenny
        KYLE:
        You Bastards!
        23063
          Kyle: (serenading with a song) "Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca. I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox~."
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            Cartman: (Recurring line) "Lame..."
            23061
              Kyle: "My butt hurts."
              23060
                Eric Cartman: "Whateva, I do what I want"
                23059
                  Chorus: "Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM. He started the Mormon religion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM."
                  23058
                    I've got half a mind to report you to the Police, Sir!
                    -Butters
                    23057
                      Various Characters: (Recurring Line) "Goddamnit!"
                      23056
                        Cartman: (Recurring line) "Well, well, well..."
                        23055
                          Stan: Oh, my god they killed Kenny! Sort of.
                          Kyle: Ya, ah you basstards.
                          -Stan & Kyle
                          23054
                            Towelie: That's it! Stan: That's the code? Towelie: No! That's the tune to Funky Town!!!
                            -Towelie and Stan
                            23053
                              Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you got some too. Loo, loo, loo, let's sing together. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo!
                              -Butters
                              23052
                                Wendy! You didn't?
                                I told her..... DON'T F*CK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!
                                --Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflawsky
                                23051
                                  "Eric your little friends are here."
                                  "Mom they're not my friends."
                                  "I think you should go outside and be with your friends Eric."
                                  "But Mom I don't want to go outside with my friends."
                                  "DON'T BE SO DIFFICULT ERIC!"

                                  --Lianne and Eric Cartman
                                  23050
                                    Butters's Mom and Dad: your grounded
                                    23049
                                      Ike: No kick the baby
                                      23048
                                        Butters: Hi Mom and Dad!

                                        Butters's Dad: DON'T YOU HI MOM AND DAD
                                        US YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!

                                        (Punch Sound)

                                        Butters: Ow, Dad!

                                        Butters's Mom: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
                                        THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN MISTER!!!!

                                        (Punch Sound)

                                        Butters: Ah! What did i do!?
                                        What did i do!?

                                        Butters's Dad: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH
                                        NOW!? ANSWER ME!!!!

                                        (Glass Breaking)

                                        Butters: Ahhh!

                                        Cartman: (outside on a lawn chair) Oh man if i was older
                                        i would totally start jacking off right now!

                                        -Butters, Butters's Mom and Dad,
                                        and Eric Cartman.
                                        23047
                                          Mrs. Brofloski: "What, what, what?!"
                                          23046
                                            Ms. Crabtree: "Okay, that does it! Y'all sit down, or the cute little bunny dies!"