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      Mr. Hat:
      Alright children let's take your seats We have lots to do today
      Mr. Garrison:
      We sure do Mr. Hat
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        Mrs. Garrison:
        Everyone sit down & shut the f up
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          Randy Marsh:
          NOOOOOO Noooo
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            Chef:
            Hello there Childern
            Stan, Kyle, Eric Cartman, & Kenny:
            Hey Chef
            Chef:
            How's it going
            Kyle:
            Chef we have problems
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              City Wok Guy:
              Herro City Wok, Take Order Pre.
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                STAN:
                Oh My God They Killed Kenny
                KYLE:
                You Bastards!
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                  Kyle: (serenading with a song) "Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca. I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox~."
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                    Cartman: (Recurring line) "Lame..."
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                      Kyle: "My butt hurts."
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                        Eric Cartman: "Whateva, I do what I want"
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                          Chorus: "Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM. He started the Mormon religion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM."
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                            I've got half a mind to report you to the Police, Sir!
                            -Butters
                            23057
                              Various Characters: (Recurring Line) "Goddamnit!"
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                                Cartman: (Recurring line) "Well, well, well..."
                                23055
                                  Stan: Oh, my god they killed Kenny! Sort of.
                                  Kyle: Ya, ah you basstards.
                                  -Stan & Kyle
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                                    Towelie: That's it! Stan: That's the code? Towelie: No! That's the tune to Funky Town!!!
                                    -Towelie and Stan
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                                      Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you got some too. Loo, loo, loo, let's sing together. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo!
                                      -Butters
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                                        Wendy! You didn't?
                                        I told her..... DON'T F*CK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!
                                        --Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflawsky
                                        23051
                                          "Eric your little friends are here."
                                          "Mom they're not my friends."
                                          "I think you should go outside and be with your friends Eric."
                                          "But Mom I don't want to go outside with my friends."
                                          "DON'T BE SO DIFFICULT ERIC!"

                                          --Lianne and Eric Cartman
                                          23050
                                            Butters's Mom and Dad: your grounded