South Park Quotes | Retro Junk

23063

Kyle: (serenading with a song) "Everywhre I go, I'm thinking of you, Rebecca. I don't know what to do, Rebecca. You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better. So what do you say we get together? You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! You really are quite good-looking, Rebecca! Rebecca, you're really quite good-looking! You're a fox~."

23062

Cartman: (Recurring line) "Lame..."

23061

Kyle: "My butt hurts."

23060

Eric Cartman: "Whateva, I do what I want"

23059

Chorus: "Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM. He started the Mormon religion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM."

23058

I've got half a mind to report you to the Police, Sir!
-Butters

23057

Various Characters: (Recurring Line) "Goddamnit!"

23056

Cartman: (Recurring line) "Well, well, well..."

23055

Stan: Oh, my god they killed Kenny! Sort of.
Kyle: Ya, ah you basstards.
-Stan & Kyle

23054

Towelie: That's it! Stan: That's the code? Towelie: No! That's the tune to Funky Town!!!
-Towelie and Stan

23053

Loo, loo, loo, I got some apples. Loo, loo, loo, you got some too. Loo, loo, loo, let's sing together. Loo loo loo loo loo loo loo!
-Butters

23052

Wendy! You didn't?
I told her..... DON'T F*CK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!
--Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflawsky

23051

"Eric your little friends are here."
"Mom they're not my friends."
"I think you should go outside and be with your friends Eric."
"But Mom I don't want to go outside with my friends."
"DON'T BE SO DIFFICULT ERIC!"

--Lianne and Eric Cartman

23050

Butters's Mom and Dad: your grounded

23049

Ike: No kick the baby

23048

Butters: Hi Mom and Dad!

Butters's Dad: DON'T YOU HI MOM AND DAD
US YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!

(Punch Sound)

Butters: Ow, Dad!

Butters's Mom: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
THE TROUBLE YOU'RE IN MISTER!!!!

(Punch Sound)

Butters: Ah! What did i do!?
What did i do!?

Butters's Dad: DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH
NOW!? ANSWER ME!!!!

(Glass Breaking)

Butters: Ahhh!

Cartman: (outside on a lawn chair) Oh man if i was older
i would totally start jacking off right now!

-Butters, Butters's Mom and Dad,
and Eric Cartman.

23047

Mrs. Brofloski: "What, what, what?!"

23046

Ms. Crabtree: "Okay, that does it! Y'all sit down, or the cute little bunny dies!"

23045

Cartman: "Mr. Garrison, what's 'Vietnam'?"
Mr. Garrison: "'What's Vietnam?'... A question that a child would ask, but not a childish question."

23044

I HATE FAMILY GUY!!! - Cartman

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