Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead Quotes
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      Rose Lindsey: Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?
      Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: No, I've never been to Santa Barbara.
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        Bryan: Park it yourself, Metallica breath!
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          Mom: Melissa, want to get down from there?
          Melissa Crandell: No.
          Mom: Get down from there.
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            Melissa Crandell: We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!
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              Zach Crandell: We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
              Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
              Melissa Crandell: Probably choked on her whistle.
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                Walter Crandell: She doesn't look dead.
                Zach Crandell: That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like MacGyver.
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                  Rose Lindsey: Where is Carolyn?
                  Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell: Mouse brown hair? Gives you a headache? Talks like she's chewing her face?
                  Rose Lindsey: That's her.
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                    Hey, get out.
                    -Kenny