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      Rabbi Goldberg:
      "Harold, I'm disturbed about two things. First of all, you stole. Stealing is against the law; Thou Shalt Not Steal."
      Harold:
      "But I was hungry, Rabbi Goldberg!"
      Rabbi Goldberg:
      "And secondly and most important, you stole a ham. Ham is not Kosher. Not Kosher at all. We don't eat ham. We haven't for 5,000 years and we don't need to start now." (He crosses his arms)
      Harold:
      "I know! And I'm sorryyyyy!"
      Rabbi Goldberg:
      "Yes. I know you're sorry because you did something that got you into trouble. But I don't think you understand why. When I was a young man about your age, I had a friend who admired a vest hanging in a tailor shop. It was a beautiful vest: Red velvet with gold buttons. He coveted that vest, Harold, but didn't have the money to buy it! You know what happened? My friend stole the vest! And he was punished! He had to work at the tailor shop, learning how to cut and sew and stitch so he would see just how much work it takes to *make* a vest. He learned a good lesson. (He's crossing his legs and wondering) You can, too, Harold. I have an idea."
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        Mr. Green :
        "Harold Berman! I can't believe my eyes! You stole my beautiful ham! And now it's ruined!"

        Harold:
        "Aw, I was hungry! I was really, really hungry!"
        Mr. Green :
        "That doesn't give you the right to steal from people! (He points his finger directly in Harold's face) YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!?"
        Harold:
        "NOOOOO!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!"
        Mr. Green :
        "I'm gonna have to call his mommy."
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          Grandpa:
          "Hey why you being so nice to me ya chiseling lowlife?"
          22221
            Harold's Dad: "It's a bright and beautiful future, Harold"
            Harold: "I know! There's going to be chocolate cake!"
            22220
              Little Kid: Can't you read mister, can't you read?
              22219
                And you'll never eat, solid food AGAAAAIIIIN!!!
                -Dino Spumoni (singing)
                22218
                  Party's over Eugene.
                  -Gerald
                  22217
                    Stoop Kid: "C'mere, fat boy! I'm gonna roll you downtown!"
                    22216
                      "Let's all hold hands... here on the subway!"
                      22215
                        I need that cute, stupid, foot-ball heads hat! Oh....Did I just say that out loud?- helga
                        22214
                          "But Susie, where am I going to sleep?"

                          [throws sleeping bag and teddy bear at Oskar]

                          -Oskar
                          22213
                            "Oskar, please!"

                            "What? I have to practice."

                            "You're not the only person in this house, all you ever think about is yourself."

                            "What's wrong with that?"

                            -Oskar and Susie
                            22212
                              What is this crap?
                              Helga
                              22211
                                This really bites!
                                -Stinky
                                22210
                                  Susie, make me a sandwich.
                                  -Oskar
                                  22209
                                    Try, try, and try again, til you can't try no longer. And if that don't work, you just spent a whole lot of time doin' somethin' you just couldn't do.
                                    -Stinky
                                    22208
                                      Morning, short-man!
                                      -Grandpa
                                      22207
                                        Susie, make me A sandwich!

                                        In a minute, Oskar, I'm ironing your pants.
                                        -Oscar and Suzie
                                        22206
                                          This Really Bites!
                                          -Stinky
                                          22205
                                            Stinky: "Helga, you're just too dang ornery."