Ed Edd n Eddy Quotes
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    22151
      Ed: "The number you are dialing is not in service."
      22150
        Rolf: "What no-nothing would dimple the cookie-biscuit with the doohickey of a rabbit?"
        Kevin: "Those are raisins, dude."
        Rolf: "Same thing!"
        22149
          Jimmy: "Buttered toast and gravy? People eat this?"
          22148
            Sarah: "Ed! Get your stupid friends out of the way!"
            22147
              Ed: "COOKIE DOUGH! Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!"
              22146
                Ed: "Could you pull my finger, Rolf?"
                Rolf: "No."
                (Ed cries)
                22145
                  Ed: "Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs..."
                  22144
                    Jonny: (dressed like Ed) "Look Plank, we get to go to a tea party!"
                    22143
                      (Ed drew a very strange picture)
                      Edd: "Um, Ed, what is THAT behind Rolf?"
                      Ed: "Rolf's head is about to be crunched by a 4-Legged Mutant Bus Driver!"
                      22142
                        Ed: "In the void of space, Zorba the Two-Headed Mutant..."
                        Jimmy: "Silly little Jilly frolicked through the daisies..."
                        Ed: "Spewing slime from its tentacles!"
                        Jimmy: "'I'm so silly', said Jilly..."
                        Ed: "...As Zorba sucked his brain!"
                        Jimmy: "'I wish I were a potato, so that a prince would like me!'"
                        Ed: "He gagged on its bones!"
                        22141
                          Ed: "They're hungry again, Eddy!"
                          Eddy: "So feed them other there!"
                          22140
                            Ed: "Show yourself, Mutant Scab Laborer!"
                            22139
                              Ed: "Man the helms! Dive! Dive!"
                              22138
                                Ed: "Boy, being rich really stinks!"
                                22137
                                  Ed: "Can I lick the bowl?"
                                  22136
                                    Rolf: "You have squeezed an orange rind in the eye of Rolf!"
                                    22135
                                      Ed: "I think you have to go home, chickens."
                                      22134
                                        (Rolf is mimicking a bloodhound)
                                        Jonny: "Hiya, Rolf! Whatcha doin' there, guy?"
                                        Rolf: "Silence! Rolf must brood!"
                                        (Rolf continues to sniff the ground)
                                        22133
                                          (when Eddy realizes that his brother sent him baby stuff)
                                          Eddy: "Baby stuff! What does he think I am, a 2-year-old?!"
                                          22132
                                            Eddy: "Great, what are we supposed to do for an hour?"
                                            Ed: (holding up a rubber band) "I got an elastic, Eddy!"
                                            Eddy: (unimpressed, as Ed aims the rubber band) "Big deal."
                                            (fade to black, rubber band hits Eddy)
                                            Eddy: "Ouch!"