Sanford and Son Quotes
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      Fred: And you made change my drawls Dummy!
      Lamont: Would you go in there.
      Fred: I'm not going in there.
      Lamont: Would you go in there.
      Fred: I'm not going in there with that old ugly white woman.
      Lamont" GET IN THERE!!!!!!
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        *talking to Aunt Esther* You can't come in because your too ugly

        - Fred
        21870
          Fred: I'm gonna tie you up and throw the knot away!
          21869
            Fred: See, this is a combination of swiss cheese and gaucomole. I call it, " Holy Moly."
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              Esther and Grady:
              Esther: "Well no matter. I'm willing to put it all behind me now."
              Grady: "Looks like it's already there."
              -Esther and Grady
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                Esther:
                Fred Sanford you ole fish-eyed fool!
                -Esther
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                  Fred Sanford:
                  Esther, I could take your face, roll it in some dough, and make some gorilla cookies!
                  -Fred Sanford
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                    Esther:
                    The truth will set you free!!! Oh Lord!!
                    -Esther
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                      Fred Sanford:
                      You big dummy!!
                      -Fred Sanford