Freakazoid Quotes
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      Freakazoid:
      (Taking like Jerry Lewis) Oh, listen to the big-head man say angry things!
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        Freakazoid and Roddy:
        Freakazoid: Boy, you got a lot of lines in this show.
        Roddy: AYE! That's what I told 'em but NO! All the cruddy exposition goes to me! I've got to talk and talk and fiddle with the computer and talk some more and fiddle and talk! I FEEL LIKE OBI WAN CRUDDY KENOBI!
        Freakazoid: Roddy, settle.
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          Guitierrez:
          You have to excuse Jocko, he used to work for Bobby Knight.
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            Henchmen #1:
            *while watching the Lobe's musical number* That is one happy man.
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              Guitierrez:
              *still trying to find Freakazoid's weakness* aha! how about this yellow paper, you feel weak now?
              Freakazoid:
              That's the Green Lantern!
              Guitierrez:
              Oh, shoot.
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                Hey, here's a sound you don't want to hear at 3am: (barfs)
                -Freakazoid
                21847
                  I'm taking notes on this show!
                  -Freakazoid
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                    Just keep telling yourself: it's only a TV show.
                    -Freakazoid
                    21845
                      Hmph! On paper, it was funny...
                      -Freakazoid
                      21844
                        hey you guys in there you wanna watch my show?
                        freakazoid
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                          Cosgrove:
                          Cut it out!
                          (and the always do when he says it)
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                            I'm going to need more rope.
                            -Candlejack
                            21841
                              Cosgrove:
                              You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                              -Cosgrove
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                                Credits of any Freakazoid Movie:
                                And featuring....Weena Mercator as The Hopping Woman.
                                -Credits of any Freakazoid Movie
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                                  Cosgrove:
                                  You kids might wanna grab some milk, or an orange right now.
                                  -Cosgrove
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                                    Freakazoid Singing:
                                    Ten chubby angels with big fat wings, too heavy to fly they crash into things..
                                    -Freakazoid Singing
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                                      Fatman:
                                      And so the Freakaclone traveled throughout the kingdom doing many terrible and nastey things. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.. are you gonna eat that?
                                      -Fatman
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                                        Gutierrez:
                                        All around the mulberry bush, Gutierrez chased the weeny~ The weeny thought it was all in fun, CRUNCH goes the weeny!
                                        -Gutierrez
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                                          Man and Babe --BabeHeart:
                                          M: I say, look at that little pig. :B: Lalala! You dumb heads better get out of Scotland!
                                          -Man and Babe --BabeHeart
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                                            Cosgrove and Freakazoid:
                                            C: I wanna go see BabeHeart. :F: What's that? :C: Its about a cute little pig that slaughters the English.
                                            -Cosgrove and Freakazoid