Batman The Animated Series Quotes
      The Joker:
      *while packing his fortune away* I'm crazy enough to fight the Batman, but the IRS?? No thank you!
        *after seeing the video footage of Victor Fries's transformation into Mr.Freeze* My god...

        Mr.Freeze: Yes, it would move me to tears if I still had tears to shed *freezes Batman*
          The Joker:
          Harley! Where's Harley at?? The laundry hasn't been done yet, the hyenas haven't been fed, and I can't find my pants, where is Harley at??

          Henchmen #1: remember, you canned her boss.

          The Joker: She'll come back, she always comes back.

          Henchmen #2: Um boss? *hands Joker the newspaper*

          The Joker: *he reads the newspaper article about Harley and Poison Ivy's crimewave*

          *Camera cuts to the outside of the Joker's hideout as the Joker's scream is heard*
            Scarecrow: "Fear... is power."
              Harley Quinn:I,m having a bad day! I,m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over and blow me up! I didn't even get to keep my new dress and I actually paid for it!
              -Harley Quinn
                Two-Face: "Get out of my face!"
                Joker: "Which one?"
                  The Joker: "You killed Captain Clown! YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN!!! Just for that, Batman..."
                    "You're mighty in Gotham, Batman but in Wonderland, The Mad Hatter reigns supreme!"
                    -The Mad Hatter
                      Poison Ivy: "Long time no see, Harv. You're still looking half-good."
                      Two-Face: "Half of me wants to strangle you..."
                      Poison Ivy: "And what does the other half want?
                      Two-Face: To hit you with a truck!
                      Poison Ivy: "We used to date."
                      Joker & Penguin: Ah.

                        "Like you said detective: This is not over."
                        -R'as Al Ghul
                          "Sorry for the intrusion sir, but at least you've been robbed by a man with impeccable taste."
                          -The Penguin
                            "Are you the dreamer or merely part of someone's dream?"
                            -The Mad Hatter
                              "Welcome, my eboned-winged adversary. You have taken the bait as I knew you would. Now, prepare to meet your end within in my aviary of...Doom!"
                              -The Penguin
                                "They sure don't make straight jackets like they used too. I should know." -The Joker
                                  "But hey, that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who don't get the joke. Like my dad, or Batman."
                                  -The Joker
                                    Francis: "Great Scots!"
                                    Joker: "Actually, I'm Irish."

                                      Oh please, Mr. Kaiser. You of all people should have realized there'd be a joker in the deck.
                                        The Joker:
                                        He's ripping me off. I'll protest. Yeah. I'll sue. Then, I'll rip his lungs out. And I will, too.
                                        -The Joker
                                          The Joker:
                                          Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaay!
                                          -The Joker
                                            Mr. Freeze:
                                            This is how I'll always remember you--- surrounded by winter, forever young, forever beautiful. Rest well, my love. The monster who took you from me will soon learn that revenge is a dish... Best served cold.
                                            -Mr. Freeze