Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams Quotes
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      Crazy Inmate (Paul Reubens):
      Hello, Mr. Lizard Man! Wanna Hamburger?
      -Crazy Inmate (Paul Reubens)
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        Dr. Timothy Leary:
        You want the key? I have the key...
        -Dr. Timothy Leary
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          Cheech:
          Save the whales/ Oh pretty mama save those whales/ But shoot the seals
          -Cheech
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            Crazy Inmate (Paul Reubens):
            I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry....I'm not sorry, myuah!
            -Crazy Inmate (Paul Reubens)
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              Jimi Hendrix impersonator:
              Acting funny, and I don't know why/ 'Scuse me as I eat this fly/ Oh no, help me!
              -Jimi Hendrix impersonator
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                Cheech:
                Ahhh! My balls itch! Someone please scratch my balls!
                -Cheech
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                  Cheech:
                  Oh, good morning, my darling. Oh, your buds are getting so big. Soon you'll need a training bra.

                  -Cheech
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                    Cheech:
                    Oh yeah, we could call in 'Laidback Manor'.

                    -Cheech