MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch Quotes
    Close
    21143
      Pat Sajak:"I know the answer! Pat Sajak wins!" Alex Trebek: "Sorry, the answer is Pat Sajak dies"
      21142
        Chris rock: im so lucky, pennys throw me into lakes, im so luckey, rabbits rub my feet.
        21141
          Mills Lane:
          Mills Lane: Let's get it on.
          -Mills Lane
          21140
            Mankind:
            You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE.
            -Mankind
            21139
              Anna Kournikova:
              Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah!
              -Anna Kournikova
              21138
                Johnny Gomez:
                [to a ripped Spice Girl] Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice".
                -Johnny Gomez
                21137
                  Alfred Hitchcock:
                  [to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death.
                  -Alfred Hitchcock
                  21136
                    Cher:
                    [to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?
                    -Cher
                    21135
                      Stone Cold:
                      And thats the bottom line because stone cold said so.
                      -Stone Cold
                      21134
                        Nick Diamond:
                        WOW. He beat him harder than I beat my wife.
                        -Nick Diamond
                        21133
                          Johnny Gomez:
                          This is Johnny Gomez saying good fight, goodnight!
                          -Johnny Gomez