Pat Sajak:"I know the answer! Pat Sajak wins!" Alex Trebek: "Sorry, the answer is Pat Sajak dies"
Chris rock: im so lucky, pennys throw me into lakes, im so luckey, rabbits rub my feet.
Mills Lane: Let's get it on.
You know what the difference between your book and mine is? MINE WEIGHS MORE.
Yes, I called her ugly, but I should have called her a pig! I should have called her a hideous, swirly moonie face! I hate her, I hate her! Aaaaaaaaaah!
[to a ripped Spice Girl] Looks like we'll have to change her name to "Shorty Spice".
[to Steven Spielberg] Good evening, Steven. Welcome to Alfred Hitchcock Presents... your death.
[to Bette Midler] Hey, Midler! You got a wide load sign for that ass?
And thats the bottom line because stone cold said so.
WOW. He beat him harder than I beat my wife.
This is Johnny Gomez saying good fight, goodnight!