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      Pedro: (To the tune of "Love Machine") "I feel my temperature rise and then I go for her thighs, and I say guacamole in my shoes".
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        Pedro:
        Oh! Man! That's false advertisment, I thought you were a chick!
        -Pedro
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          Pedro:
          Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?

          -Pedro
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            Pedro:
            Uhhh, I wonder what Great Dane tastes like, man.

            -Pedro
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              Pedro:
              You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?

              -Pedro
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                Man Stoner:
                I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

                -Man Stoner