Daria Quotes
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      Brittany: *talking about Kevin* "He'd make a wonderful father."
      Daria: "To a coconut."
      20960
        Daria: "I can just see the headline: 'Quaterback and others perish'."
        20959
          Daria: Thats a circle.
          Brittney: More like a square to me
          Daria: Circles have no sides.
          Brittney: So?
          20958
            Brittney: I like being the host at parties! Its easier to come home from!
            20957
              Boy: Hey ladies! Where have you been all of our life?
              Daria: Waiting here for you. We were born in this room, Grow up in this room and now that you have arrived our lifes can began.
              20956
                Jane: So. You want to go?
                Daria: I would rather eat glass.
                20955
                  Trent and Guitar player:
                  Guitar Player: We went over this hill and all we found was corn, it wasn't very helpful. "Helpful Corn" that's a good name for a band.

                  Trent: Better then "Mystic Spiral"?
                  -Trent and Guitar player
                  20954
                    Some Guy and Jane:
                    Some Guy: You know what they say, 'A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. Jane: Not if you're diabetic.
                    -Some Guy and Jane
                    20953
                      Quinns friend:
                      Quinn, I want my lotion back
                      -Quinns friend
                      20952
                        Jane & Daria:
                        Daria: "Maybe hanging out with my family won't be so bad..."
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                        Jane: "I'm afraid the fever has reached your brain and you must be destroyed."
                        -Jane & Daria
                        20951
                          Jane:
                          Did you know that Pore Refiner backwards was Renifer Erop?
                          -Jane
                          20950
                            Jane:
                            Jane: You know how fads are. Today it's brains, tomorrow, pierced tongues. Then the next day, pierced brains
                            -Jane
                            20949
                              Daria:
                              I'm the misery chick!
                              -Daria
                              20948
                                Daria and Quinn:
                                You're following me!!"
                                "We go to the same school.
                                -Daria and Quinn
                                20947
                                  Daria & Jake:
                                  Jake - How come Quinn never introduces us to her friends?
                                  Daria - Why don't you ask the little people who live in your potatoes?

                                  -Daria & Jake
                                  20946
                                    Daria & Jane:
                                    Jane - You know, being a post-apocalyptic town is going to be cool. Other towns will be scared of us.
                                    Daria - I'm sure they already are.
                                    -Daria & Jane
                                    20945
                                      Jane:
                                      Daria? (pause) Daria. (pause) Talking toilet?

                                      -Jane
                                      20944
                                        Daria:
                                        Oh... I see. All right, then. It's a guy and a girl and they're discussing... a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

                                        -Daria
                                        20943
                                          Daria:
                                          It's a soul train. Beep, beep. Then I'm boared.
                                          -Daria