All in the Family Quotes
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    20892
      I going to the Reading room

      Archie-
      20891
        Hey Meathead get out of my chair

        Archie-
        20890
          Hey its Uncle Polock

          Archie-
          20889
            I am not pulling your fingers

            Archie-
            20888
              Little Goyle

              Archie-
              20887
                Hey Meathead why are you always eating my food?

                Archie-
                20886
                  Stifle Stifle Stifle

                  Edith-
                  20885
                    Shut up you

                    Archie-
                    20884
                      I am not eatting food with Chink Pick up sticks

                      Archie-
                      20883
                        On no the Dingbat is trying to sing

                        Archie-
                        20882
                          You are a Meathead

                          Archie-
                          20881
                            Hey Edith get me a beer huh

                            Archie-
                            20880
                              Archie: Dog's off the table!
                              20879
                                Edith:
                                (Running to the front door) ARHCIE YOURE HOME!!!!!
                                -Edith
                                20878
                                  Archie:
                                  "YOU, GET OUT OF MY CHAIR'!!!!!
                                  -Archie
                                  20877
                                    Archie Bunker:
                                    Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
                                    -Archie Bunker
                                    20876
                                      Archie and Mike:
                                      Archie: "If God had meant for white people to dance with colored people--
                                      Mike: "He'd a given us rhythm too."
                                      -Archie and Mike
                                      20875
                                        Archie:
                                        Edith, don't you read no more of those magazines!
                                        -Archie
                                        20874
                                          Archie and Swinger:
                                          Archie: Ohhh, swinging, is that what you's calls it?"
                                          Swinger Man: "Yeah, what do you call it?"
                                          Archie: "Communism!"
                                          -Archie and Swinger
                                          20873
                                            Archie:
                                            Get away from me!
                                            -Archie