Animaniacs Quotes
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    31592
      Dot:
      Yakko, isn't the use of falling anvils going to be a bit too excessive?
      Yakko:
      Yes.
      Dot:
      OK.
      31591
        Yakko:
        Is it Abraham Lincoln?
        Baloney:
        No.
        Dot:
        Could it be Nancy Carrigan?
        Baloney:
        No.
        Yakko:
        Is it a big, fat polyester dinosaur who's the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face?
        Baloney:
        No! It's me, Baloney!
        31590
          Baloney the Dinosaur:
          "I" is for "imagine", "M" is for "Me", "A"is for the letter A, "G" is for "G". "I" is for.."imagine", "N" is for "Nice", "E" is for "Egad! I said Imagine twice"!
          31589
            Kid #1:
            Boy, there's nothing better to do after school than to stay after school and play!
            Kid #2:
            I love school so much, I wish I could marry it!
            31588
              Dot:
              Say, why don't you go paint that Moaning Lisa, Leonardo?
              Michaelangelo:
              That's Da Vinci!
              Dot:
              That's delightful!
              Yakko:
              That's delovely but we have a ceiling to paint!
              31544
                Miss Flamiel:
                This is a classroom, not a music hall! Now find your seats!
                Yakko:
                Got my seat.
                Wakko:
                Got mine.
                Dot:
                Here's mine.
                Yakko:
                Bet you don't have trouble finding yours.
                31543
                  Dot:
                  We need to find someplace to stay until the Emmys.
                  Yakko:
                  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego staying?
                  31531
                    Yakko:
                    Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
                    31530
                      Yakko:
                      And the moral of today's story is, Win a free trip to Tahiti!
                      31529
                        Miss Flamiel:
                        Let me warn you that I will tolerate no foolishness! Are we clear?
                        Yakko:
                        No, we're opaque.(snaps finger and they turn transparent)Now we're clear!
                        31491
                          Miss Flamiel:
                          What is the meaning of the word "procrastination"?
                          Wakko:
                          I'll tell you tomorrow.
                          31490
                            Miss Flamiel:
                            Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the 18th century?
                            Dot:
                            They're all dead.
                            31489
                              Miss Flamiel:
                              Yakko, can you count to 100?
                              Yakko:
                              One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!
                              Miss Flamiel:
                              No, give me all the numbers!
                              Yakko:
                              Hey, it's only a six minute cartoon!
                              31488
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                We will begin class by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. Please repeat after me.
                                The Warners:
                                Please repeat after me.
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me.
                                The Wanrners:
                                No, no, no. Wait until I start, then repeat after me.
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                Stop that! I'm warning you!
                                The Warners:
                                Stop that! I'm warning you!
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                Stop it, stop it, stop it!!
                                The Warners:
                                Stop it, stop it, stop it!!
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!
                                The Warners:
                                If you don't stop it right now, I shall scream!
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                All right! That's it!!
                                The Warners:
                                All right! That's it!!
                                Miss Flamiel:
                                Aah!!!
                                The Warners:
                                Aah!!! With Liberty and justice for all.
                                31486
                                  Yakko:
                                  Wait a minute. You expect us poor innocent children to climb dangerous scaffold and paint naked people all over a church?!
                                  All:
                                  We'll do it!
                                  31485
                                    Dot:
                                    Ew! More naked people!
                                    Yakko:
                                    I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike. This is a church.
                                    31484
                                      Michaelangleo:
                                      You fools! I'm the great Michelangelo and this is the Sistine Chapel!
                                      Yakko:
                                      Really? If you're so great, what did you do with the other fifteen chapels, huh? Got you there!
                                      31483
                                        Yakko:
                                        Very Pete Townshend-esque.
                                        Dot:
                                        Who?
                                        Wakko:
                                        Exactly!
                                        31482
                                          Wakko:
                                          Hey mister, pull a rabbit out of your pants!
                                          Audience:
                                          Shhh!
                                          Yakko:
                                          What are ya, leaky tires?
                                          31044
                                            Dot:
                                            Wow! Our very own garage!
                                            Wakko:
                                            Hey, somebody's having a yard sale tomorrow!