Seinfeld Quotes
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      "Elaine, what are you doing here?"
      -Jerry
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        "The scary thing is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise" - Jerry Seinfeld
        19377
          BLOOD!!!
          Jerry
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            "That 's why I bought the Clasco D-29. It is the most indestructable lock on the market.It's only design flaw is that The door,MUST BE CLOSED!!!
            Jerry to Kramer
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              Newman,Kramer:
              Kramer:Where did you learn how to climb trees like that?
              Newman:The Pacific NorthWest.
              -Newman,Kramer
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                Jerry:
                Jerry:Of course your back hurts because of that
                wallet you have a filing cabinet behind your ass.
                -Jerry
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                  Jerry:
                  Jerry:What are you a Medical Dungeon Master?
                  -Jerry
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                    Kramer:
                    Kramer:Well,that looks like a dead bear
                    -Kramer
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                      George:
                      George:Well,I'm Satisfied!.
                      -George
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                        jerry woman:
                        woman:do you like to dance?
                        jerry:No,because it's stupid
                        -jerry woman
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                          George Costanza:
                          I think he's saying Son of Sam! Oh, my God! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz
                          -George Costanza
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                            Newman:
                            What took you so long?
                            -Newman
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                              george:
                              george's jingle on awnsering machine:Believe it or not George
                              isnt at home,Where could he believe it or not he's not home
                              -george
                              19366
                                elaine:
                                It's the Urban Sombrero
                                -elaine
                                19365
                                  kramer:
                                  it's a coffee table book about coffee tables!
                                  -kramer
                                  19364
                                    Jerry:
                                    She's got man hands.
                                    -Jerry
                                    19363
                                      Kramer:
                                      Giddy up!
                                      -Kramer
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                                        Goerge:
                                        You're killing independent George
                                        -Goerge
                                        19361
                                          Elaine & George:
                                          Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't make you necessarily homosexual.
                                          Goerge: But it doesn't help.
                                          -Elaine & George
                                          19360
                                            George:
                                            She's bold, Jerry!!!!
                                            -George
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