Seinfeld Quotes
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      Puddy:
      We're the Devils! The Devils! YEAAAAAAH!
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        "Elaine, what are you doing here?"
        -Jerry
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          "The scary thing is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise" - Jerry Seinfeld
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            BLOOD!!!
            Jerry
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              "That 's why I bought the Clasco D-29. It is the most indestructable lock on the market.It's only design flaw is that The door,MUST BE CLOSED!!!
              Jerry to Kramer
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                Newman,Kramer:
                Kramer:Where did you learn how to climb trees like that?
                Newman:The Pacific NorthWest.
                -Newman,Kramer
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                  Jerry:
                  Jerry:Of course your back hurts because of that
                  wallet you have a filing cabinet behind your ass.
                  -Jerry
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                    Jerry:
                    Jerry:What are you a Medical Dungeon Master?
                    -Jerry
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                      Kramer:
                      Kramer:Well,that looks like a dead bear
                      -Kramer
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                        George:
                        George:Well,I'm Satisfied!.
                        -George
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                          jerry woman:
                          woman:do you like to dance?
                          jerry:No,because it's stupid
                          -jerry woman
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                            George Costanza:
                            I think he's saying Son of Sam! Oh, my God! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz
                            -George Costanza
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                              Newman:
                              What took you so long?
                              -Newman
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                                george:
                                george's jingle on awnsering machine:Believe it or not George
                                isnt at home,Where could he believe it or not he's not home
                                -george
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                                  elaine:
                                  It's the Urban Sombrero
                                  -elaine
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                                    kramer:
                                    it's a coffee table book about coffee tables!
                                    -kramer
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                                      Jerry:
                                      She's got man hands.
                                      -Jerry
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                                        Kramer:
                                        Giddy up!
                                        -Kramer
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                                          Goerge:
                                          You're killing independent George
                                          -Goerge
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                                            Elaine & George:
                                            Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't make you necessarily homosexual.
                                            Goerge: But it doesn't help.
                                            -Elaine & George