Seinfeld Quotes | Retro Junk

19379

"Elaine, what are you doing here?"
-Jerry

19378

"The scary thing is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise" - Jerry Seinfeld

19377

BLOOD!!!
Jerry

19376

"That 's why I bought the Clasco D-29. It is the most indestructable lock on the market.It's only design flaw is that The door,MUST BE CLOSED!!!
Jerry to Kramer

19375

Newman,Kramer:

Kramer:Where did you learn how to climb trees like that?
Newman:The Pacific NorthWest.
-Newman,Kramer

19374

Jerry:

Jerry:Of course your back hurts because of that
wallet you have a filing cabinet behind your ass.
-Jerry

19373

Jerry:

Jerry:What are you a Medical Dungeon Master?
-Jerry

19372

Kramer:

Kramer:Well,that looks like a dead bear
-Kramer

19371

George:

George:Well,I'm Satisfied!.
-George

19370

jerry woman:

woman:do you like to dance?
jerry:No,because it's stupid
-jerry woman

19369

George Costanza:

I think he's saying Son of Sam! Oh, my God! I knew it wasn't Berkowitz
-George Costanza

19368

Newman:

What took you so long?
-Newman

19367

george:

george's jingle on awnsering machine:Believe it or not George
isnt at home,Where could he believe it or not he's not home
-george

19366

elaine:

It's the Urban Sombrero
-elaine

19365

kramer:

it's a coffee table book about coffee tables!
-kramer

19364

Jerry:

She's got man hands.
-Jerry

19363

Kramer:

Giddy up!
-Kramer

19362

Goerge:

You're killing independent George
-Goerge

19361

Elaine & George:

Elaine: You know, just admitting a man is handsome doesn't make you necessarily homosexual.
Goerge: But it doesn't help.
-Elaine & George

19360

George:

She's bold, Jerry!!!!
-George

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