You Can't Do That On Television Quotes
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      SnakeEyes: There is nothing wrong with the brakes, I checked them myself. See for yourself, I have them right here.
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        Ross Ewich: "The oppisites is over."
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          Barth: "Dahyaaa, I heard thee."
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            Valerie (mother): Where does the stork find them, and why dose he send 'em to me.
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              Principal: I want you to copy out this dictionary in its entirety ten times.
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                El Capitan: No Porblem Senorita, you may use my hairdryer (one gunshot sound, and hat flys off) Stupidos, you could have killed us both, I said "Dryer": "Dryer", not "Fire" (all gunshots fire off and El Capitan falls to death)
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                  Amigos: Si, Si... Si Senor
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                    Snakeyes: Get off my bus.
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                      El Capitan (executioner): Rrready Aim...!
                      Executionee (varios stars from the show): Wait A Minute!! Wait a Minute... Stop The Execution...
                      El Capitan: What eez eet dees time...
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                        Vanessa:
                        Water
                        -Vanessa
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                          Various:
                          Wait a minute, wait a minute...stop the execution!
                          -Various
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                            Executioner:
                            RRREady Aim.....
                            -Executioner
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                              Announcer:
                              You Can't Do That on Television is a Killing Time production. [kills clock with the hammer]
                              -Announcer
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                                Ross Ewich:
                                Roll the credits!
                                -Ross Ewich
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                                  Kevin K.:
                                  I'll be glad when we finally get the dishwasher fixed.
                                  -Kevin K.
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                                    Valarie Lance:
                                    Valarie: He has a point. Lance: Don't encourage him!
                                    -Valarie Lance
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                                      Mr. Shidler:
                                      Where does the school board find them and why do they keep sending them to me?

                                      -Mr. Shidler
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                                        Lance:
                                        DON'T ENCOURAGE YOUR MOTHER!!!
                                        -Lance
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                                          Christine (after opposite sketches):
                                          Back to reality!
                                          -Christine (after opposite sketches)
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                                            Christine McGlade:
                                            And now it's time for some Opposite Sketches!
                                            -Christine McGlade