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      Stephanie:
      Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
      Danny (sarcastically):
      Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
      Stephanie:
      Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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        Michelle:
        I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
        Danny:
        That was very good Michelllllllle.
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          Danny:
          So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
          Michelle:
          Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
          Danny:
          Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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            Michelle:
            Now it's my turn to drive the car.
            Joey:
            Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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              Michelle:
              There's a car in the kitchen!
              DJ:
              Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                DJ:
                Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                Danny:
                DJ, this is a serious matter.
                DJ:
                It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                  Michelle:
                  You're in big trouble, mister!
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                    Michelle:
                    You got it, dude!
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                      Michelle:
                      Daddy, when does my party start?
                      Danny:
                      Two and a half hours.
                      Michelle:
                      Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                      Danny:
                      Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                        Joey:
                        "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                          Danny:
                          "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                            Michelle:
                            Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                              Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                              Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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                                  Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
                                  Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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                                    Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
                                    Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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                                      Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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                                        Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
                                        Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
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                                          Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
                                          Steph: No, he's a women.
                                          Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
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                                            Michelle:
                                            Aw, nuts!