Full House Quotes
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      Jesse:
      Have mercy.
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        Michelle:
        All right! Let's pig out!
        Danny:
        You're not being polite young lady.
        Michelle:
        Sorry. Let's pig out, please!
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          Jesse:
          Beck wait. We need to talk.
          Rebecca:
          Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour.
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            Jesse:
            Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
            Joey:
            Yes and, flounder tart!
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              Kimmy:
              I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
              DJ:
              Kimmy, there's a B!
              Kimmy:
              Where? I hate bees!
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                Kimmy:
                Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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                  Stephanie:
                  Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
                  Danny (sarcastically):
                  Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
                  Stephanie:
                  Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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                    Michelle:
                    I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
                    Danny:
                    That was very good Michelllllllle.
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                      Danny:
                      So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
                      Michelle:
                      Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
                      Danny:
                      Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                        Michelle:
                        Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                        Joey:
                        Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                          Michelle:
                          There's a car in the kitchen!
                          DJ:
                          Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                            DJ:
                            Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                            Danny:
                            DJ, this is a serious matter.
                            DJ:
                            It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                              Michelle:
                              You're in big trouble, mister!
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                                Michelle:
                                You got it, dude!
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                                  Michelle:
                                  Daddy, when does my party start?
                                  Danny:
                                  Two and a half hours.
                                  Michelle:
                                  Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                                  Danny:
                                  Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                                    Joey:
                                    "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                                      Danny:
                                      "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                        Michelle:
                                        Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                          Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                          Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                            Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                            Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                            Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.