Full House Quotes
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      Kimmy:
      I know how smart I am, and you're dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
      DJ:
      Kimmy, there's a B!
      Kimmy:
      Where?
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        Kimi:
        Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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          Stephanie:
          Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
          Danny (sarcastically):
          Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
          Stephanie:
          Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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            Michelle:
            I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
            Danny:
            That was very good Michelllllllle.
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              Danny:
              So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
              Michelle:
              Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
              Danny:
              Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                Michelle:
                Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                Joey:
                Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                  Michelle:
                  There's a car in the kitchen!
                  DJ:
                  Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                    DJ:
                    Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                    Danny:
                    DJ, this is a serious matter.
                    DJ:
                    It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                      Michelle:
                      You're in big trouble, mister!
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                        Michelle:
                        You got it, dude!
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                          Michelle:
                          Daddy, when does my party start?
                          Danny:
                          Two and a half hours.
                          Michelle:
                          Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                          Danny:
                          Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                            Joey:
                            "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                              Danny:
                              "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                Michelle:
                                Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                  Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                  Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                    Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                    Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                    Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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                                      Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
                                      Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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                                        Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
                                        Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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                                          Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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                                            Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
                                            Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.