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Joey: "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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"She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?" -Danny
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Michelle: Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring
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Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"
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Becky: Sweetheart, lots of babies are bald.
Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
Jesse: Not me. When I was born, the doctor smacked my butt and gave me a blow dryer.
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Michelle: Daddy's a girl.
Steph: No, he's a women.
Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
Steph: No, he's a women.
Kimmy Gibbler: An ugly women.
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Michelle: Ah, nuts!
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Michelle: I want my ouce-cream.
D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
D.J.: You want your ice-cream.
Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen?
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Michelle: theres a car in the kitchen!
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D.J.: Michelle, do you know how Joey's car got in here?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.
Michelle: Yes, I do.
D.J.: How?
Michelle: Through the window.
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Michelle: [being the flowergirl] Stop the wedding! Stop the wedding
Danny: What's wrong?
Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
Danny: What's wrong?
Michelle: I ran out of flowers I’m sorry
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Danny: I am stoked! Whatever that means.
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Joey: [Right after kissing Stacy] Ay chihuahua!
Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
Jesse: Ay chihuahua?
Joey: I could've said, "Have mercy!" but it felt more like an, "Ay chihuahua!"
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Jesse: [Playing a video game] Waterfall. Go up! Go up!
Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
Becky: It's a kayak. It doesn't go up!
Jesse: It's enchanted for crying out loud!
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[Rebecca is a terrible singer]
Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
Jesse: I'll just teach her to sing on key. Or in a key.
Joey: How about the Florida Keys?
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Steph: [to Joey and Jesse] Are you gonna cook Michelle?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
Joey: We're changing her diaper.
Steph: Oh, then how do you roast a turkey?
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