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      Jesse:
      Beck wait. We need to talk.
      Rebecca:
      Well make it quick I'm jumping off a bridge in an hour.
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        Jesse:
        Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
        Joey:
        Yes and, flounder tart!
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          Kimmy:
          I know how smart I am, and you're really dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
          DJ:
          Kimmy, there's a B!
          Kimmy:
          Where? I hate bees!
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            Kimi:
            Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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              Stephanie:
              Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
              Danny (sarcastically):
              Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
              Stephanie:
              Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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                Michelle:
                I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
                Danny:
                That was very good Michelllllllle.
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                  Danny:
                  So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
                  Michelle:
                  Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
                  Danny:
                  Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                    Michelle:
                    Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                    Joey:
                    Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                      Michelle:
                      There's a car in the kitchen!
                      DJ:
                      Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                        DJ:
                        Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                        Danny:
                        DJ, this is a serious matter.
                        DJ:
                        It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                          Michelle:
                          You're in big trouble, mister!
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                            Michelle:
                            You got it, dude!
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                              Michelle:
                              Daddy, when does my party start?
                              Danny:
                              Two and a half hours.
                              Michelle:
                              Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                              Danny:
                              Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                                Joey:
                                "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                                  Danny:
                                  "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                    Michelle:
                                    Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                      Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                      Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                        Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                        Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                        Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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                                          Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
                                          Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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                                            Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
                                            Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.