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      Jesse:
      Joey, two questions. Can you help me, and what did I just put in my mouth?
      Joey:
      Yes and, flounder tart!
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        Kimmy:
        I know how smart I am, and you're dumb, D-U-M, dumb!
        DJ:
        Kimmy, there's a B!
        Kimmy:
        Where?
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          Kimi:
          Wait, what time does the Six-o-clock News start?
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            Stephanie:
            Dad, can you get Comet out of the house later so Joey and I can set up his surprise party?
            Danny (sarcastically):
            Oh and where do you want me to take him dinner and a movie?
            Stephanie:
            Don't be silly, he's a dog… take him shopping.
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              Michelle:
              I can spell Michelle: M-I-C-H-E-L…L-L-L…E!
              Danny:
              That was very good Michelllllllle.
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                Danny:
                So, Michelle, I think there's an important lesson to learn here.
                Michelle:
                Yes. No swimming in the kitchen.
                Danny:
                Yes, that's a good lesson but I meant always listen to your father.
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                  Michelle:
                  Now it's my turn to drive the car.
                  Joey:
                  Sorry, you know the rule: no driving until you're eight years old!
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                    Michelle:
                    There's a car in the kitchen!
                    DJ:
                    Yes, and there's a bus in the bathroom.
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                      DJ:
                      Dad, I want to get one more picture of you.
                      Danny:
                      DJ, this is a serious matter.
                      DJ:
                      It's OK, you don't have to smile.
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                        Michelle:
                        You're in big trouble, mister!
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                          Michelle:
                          You got it, dude!
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                            Michelle:
                            Daddy, when does my party start?
                            Danny:
                            Two and a half hours.
                            Michelle:
                            Two and a half hours?! How long is that?!
                            Danny:
                            Two Sesame Streets and a Mr. Rogers.
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                              Joey:
                              "Friends are like Jello. There's always room for more!"
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                                Danny:
                                "She even told me her phone number with her eyes closed. The question is...WHY did she tell me her phone number with her eyes closed?"
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                                  Michelle:
                                  Boring, Boring, Why is my daddy so boring?
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                                    Becky: You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable.
                                    Jesse: Help. My lips, help.
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                                      Danny: Oh, man, Becky, that was the toughest contraction yet.
                                      Becky: Gee, Danny, maybe you should lie down.
                                      Danny: I made it this far, I'm gonna go all the way.
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                                        Danny: Ah, Joey, buddy, this is the best: you're moving in.
                                        Joey: Thanks, Danny. This works out so perfect. I move into a place with a washing machine on the exact day I run out of clean clothes.
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                                          Danny: Joey, would you mind warming up the baby's bottle?
                                          Joey: No, not at all. Although with this particular baby, it might be simpler just to pour the formula directly into the diaper.
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                                            Jesse: [on the radio] "And now a message from Vick's Vision Center. Hey, if you're driving, and you need glasses... PULL OVER!"