Samurai Pizza Cats Quotes
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      Speedy:
      Holy Cow, it's the middle of a night!
      (Ep. "The Terror of Prisoner Island")
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        Speedy :
        (to Guido) You little rat!
        Polly:
        (appearing) Who are you talking to?!
        Speedy:
        (to Polly) There was a little rat, didn't you see it?
        (Ep. "The Great Golden Cluck")
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          [Big Cheese]: The Pizza Cats are samurai, and I'd like to note...
          [Advisor]: Their antics take your breath away...
          [Big Cheese]: Like fur balls in your throat.
          [Speedy]: We kittens are a special breed, we never call retreat...
          [Guido]: Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down...
          [Polly]: We land upon...*blows kiss* our feet!
          [Announcer]:So hail to thee, O Pizza Cat,
          Please ring your little bell, (*ting-a-ling*)
          For though you may be pen and ink
          We know you'll fight like...
          [Cats]: PIZZA CATS!
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            Polly Esther-*Angry* "Can you believe those two, getting all goggle-eyed over a girl like Lucille?"
            Francine Manx-"Tomcats....you can't live with 'em, and you can't throw 'em down a well and drown 'em. There really ought to be a law."
            -Polly Esther and Francine Manx.
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              Francine Guido:
              A mysterious force is making people dance wildly and threatening to destroy our entire way of life!' 'Must be rap music.
              -Francine Guido
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                Speedy & Professor Ohm's Son:
                Speedy: Samurais always land on their feet!
                Professor Ohm's som: Not in Kurasawa films
                -Speedy & Professor Ohm's Son
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                  Bad Bird:
                  Bird Brain Batallion attack!
                  -Bad Bird
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                    Polly Esther:
                    Who comes up with these lines?
                    -Polly Esther
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                      Director:
                      Will someone please cue that bird?
                      -Director
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                        Guru Lou:
                        Read my eyelids:  NO NEW ROBOTS!
                        -Guru Lou
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                          Speedy Service:
                          Now for something completely silly.
                          -Speedy Service
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                            Polly Esther:
                            A fully functioning, cybernetic, technologically advanced team of superheroes... and NOBODY'S got a flashlight?
                            -Polly Esther
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                              Captain Nitro:
                              Don't worry! Blowing up is good for you; clears those arteries out!
                              -Captain Nitro
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                                Captain Nitro:
                                I am Captain Nitro, from Blown Up with People. Have you anyone in need of attitude adjustment?
                                -Captain Nitro
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                                  Narrator:
                                  An entire city block is flattened in the blink of an eye including a retirement home for ageing Ninja Turtles.
                                  (Episode 1: stop dragging my cat around.)
                                  -Narrator