Darkwing Duck Quotes
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      Darkwing Duck:
      Wait a minute, I don't own a watch!
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        I am the terror that flaps in the night... I am the surprise you find in your cereal box! I am DARKWING DUCK!!!
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          "I am the terror that flaps in the night... I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus! I am DARKWING DUCK!!!
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            "Ah, yes, Gosalyn you were the one with...spirits."

            -Taurus Bulba
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              Darkwing Duck:
              (As a cowboy fighting a cowboy version of Megavolt) Give up! You are surrounded by an army of 12 thousand soldiers. (turns to camera)its an old military ploy we call lying.
              -Darkwing Duck
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                Darkwing Duck:
                (DW and Launchpad are running from a giant megavolt) Don't worry Launchpad. Megavolt may have superior size, he may have superior power but I have superior intellect. (Megavolt blasts away a mailbox) Then again let's not undersell size and power.

                -Darkwing Duck
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                  Taurus Bulba:
                  I underestimated you once, Darkwing Duck. This time you simply die!
                  -Taurus Bulba
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                    Darkwing Duck:
                    That was quite clever of me to use my SPINE to break my fall like that
                    -Darkwing Duck
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                      Darkwing:
                      I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the chainsaw that cuts down the trees of crime. I am.....DARKWING DUCK!!!
                      -Darkwing
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                        Taurus Bulba:
                        "Your friend won't be coming, he was playing way out of his league. Now your Darkwing Duck is just another jailbird"


                        -Taurus Bulba
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                          Herb Muddlefoot:
                          (While watching "Pelican's Island")

                          Hahaha... He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
                          -Herb Muddlefoot
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                            Chorus during the theme:
                            When there's trouble, you call D.W.!
                            -Chorus during the theme
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                              Darkwing Duck:
                              I hate that guy (falls down a hole and crashes) correction I REALLY hate that guy!
                              -Darkwing Duck
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                                Darkwing Duck & Megavolt:
                                Darkwing: You are NOT a well person. Megavolt: And you're normal? 'I am the cold sore that stings your lip' We are definitely talking DEMENTED!
                                -Darkwing Duck & Megavolt
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                                  MegaVolt Quackerjack:
                                  MegaVolt: I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle.
                                  Quackerjack: Ooh. Aren't we sounding folksy.
                                  -MegaVolt Quackerjack
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                                    Megavolt:
                                    Don't call me "Sparky"!
                                    -Megavolt
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                                      Megavolt:
                                      I'll finally be rid of them MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR NOSY DOG......Whoops. Wrong cartoon.
                                      -Megavolt
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                                        Darkwing Duck:
                                        I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your Begonias. I am DARKWING DUCK!

                                        -Darkwing Duck
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                                          Darkwing Duck:
                                          I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program. I am DARKWING DUCK!

                                          -Darkwing Duck
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                                            Darkwing Duck:
                                            I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show. I am Darkwing Duck!
                                            -Darkwing Duck