The Adventures of Pete and Pete Quotes
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      Little Pete: Get A Life, Jerkweed!
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        Endless Mike: Once a dink, always a dink. You're outta my gang!
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          Little Boy: "It's an Artie Action Land Canoe."
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            Stu, the bus driver:
            Let me tell you about bus driver Sally Knorp. Maybe somewhere in America, there's a girl better able to handle a four-point U-turn... but I doubt it!
            -Stu, the bus driver
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              Pete's Mom (Joyce):
              Gotta go… Your father gassed himself again
              -Pete's Mom (Joyce)
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                Prinicipal's Secretary:
                The art students took over the kiln. They say they have a list of demands.
                -Prinicipal's Secretary
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                  Little Girl and Her Mother:
                  Woman: (Trying to hit Mr. Bear with a golf ball) That's right, bear, a little closer...
                  Little Girl: I can smell his fear mommy! It smells like bacon.

                  -Little Girl and Her Mother
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                    Stu, the bus driver:
                    Carrot-top Judas... THOU HAST FORSAKEN ME!
                    -Stu, the bus driver
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                      Big Pete and Endless Mike:
                      Big Pete: I'll give you anything you want. You can destroy anything in the house, tear up the yard, anything.
                      Mike: Anything?
                      Big Pete: Anything.
                      Mike: You got any... Neopalitan ice cream?
                      (Big Pete nods)
                      Mike: Good, Wrigley. Good.
                      -Big Pete and Endless Mike
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                        Mr. Slurm:
                        (After Big Pete fails a driving simulation test)
                        Congratulations, Mr. Wrigley... you're dead.
                        -Mr. Slurm
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                          Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict:
                          Ellen:"What do you see?"*shows Stu a picture of Stonehenge*Stu:"Rocks."Ellen:"Be more specific."*looks at picture again*Stu:"Big rocks."
                          -Ellen and Bus Driver Stu Benedict
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                            Don Wrigley:
                            C'mon Pete, we gotta kill Bob while he's still alive!
                            -Don Wrigley
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                              Little Pete:
                              Read it and weep, fungus-lick!
                              -Little Pete
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                                Artie, The Strongest Man in the World:
                                Begone with you pulpy, before I fold you into some type of brochure!

                                -Artie, The Strongest Man in the World
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                                  Big Pete:
                                  Why is it that when you miss somebody so much that your heart is ready to disintegrate, you always hear the saddest song ever on the radio?
                                  -Big Pete
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                                    Ellen:
                                    I am a dot.
                                    -Ellen
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                                      Pete:
                                      Bite my scab, blowhole!
                                      -Pete
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                                        Artie:
                                        Artie! The strongest man.....In the world!
                                        -Artie