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    30785
      Posey:
      i thought you didn't like tomato juice
      Andre:
      yeah, but i figured if i drink enough, it'll kill me
      30784
        Tori:
        read the phone, jade
        read the phone
        30783
          Jade:
          but why have you been sleeping here in school?
          Cat:
          because, my parents wanted me to stay with my uncle walter and aunt parla, but they're mean
          Robbie:
          whats wrong with them?
          Cat:
          everything
          they don't like my red hair, they only eat vegetables, they said i can't have unlimited texting, and they won't let me flush the toilet unless its absolutely necessary
          Robbie:
          so...you ran away?
          Cat:
          uh-huh
          i live here now
          30782
            Tori:
            hey, this seems like a lot of pizza dough
            are you sure you're reading the recipe right?
            Jade:
            yeah
            i said four cups of flour
            Tori:
            you said four pounds of flour!
            Jade:
            oh yeah, i meant four cups
            30713
              Cat:
              its true
              Tori:
              that normals boring?
              Cat:
              no, that nobody asked me out to the prom
              30712
                Rex:
                I told you global warming was bogus!
                Robbie:
                Rex, stop watching Fox News.
                Rex:
                No, it's fair and balanced.
                30711
                  Robbie:
                  No no no! This is bad news!
                  Robbie's grandma:
                  What's wrong, honey?
                  Robbie:
                  They cancelled the Internet!
                  Robbie's grandma:
                  They did?
                  Robbie:
                  Yes. Bad economy, low ratings, they just cancelled the whole Internet!
                  30704
                    Jade:
                    hey, wait a minute
                    sinjin?
                    Sinjin:
                    hi, jade
                    Jade:
                    where did you get that lamp?
                    Sinjin:
                    [looks behind him] uh...at the lamp store
                    Jade:
                    it looks exactly like the lamp i have in my den at home
                    Sinjin:
                    oh
                    weird
                    Jade:
                    are you in my house?!
                    Sinjin:
                    [runs away]
                    Jade:
                    take your computer with you!
                    Sinjin:
                    [takes his laptop] please don't tell my mother!
                    30703
                      Jade:
                      what is going on?
                      Beck:
                      you just kicked my door open
                      Jade:
                      put the dog down and tell me about this cheerleader chick who lives next door
                      Beck:
                      im not gonna put the dog down
                      Jade:
                      aren't you?
                      30702
                        Andres Grandmother:
                        I DON'T KNOW YOU! AAAHHHH!
                        30701
                          Cat:
                          my names cat
                          Tori:
                          oh, like the animal
                          Cat:
                          whats that supposed to mean?!
                          Tori:
                          uh, nothing
                          i love cats
                          Cat:
                          oh me too
                          they're so cute
                          30700
                            Tori:
                            as if i care what you think
                            Jade:
                            better watch yourself
                            Tori:
                            can't take it?
                            Jade:
                            don't push me!
                            Tori:
                            eat your pants
                            Jade:
                            YOU EAT YOUR PANTS!