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      Z.Z.: "Where is Sponge going? And why is he dressed like Orville Redenbacher?"
      Telly: "(laughingly) I don't know, but Fred and Barney are right behind him!"
      15389
        Budnick: "Beans, beans, they're good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you--"
        Ug: "NEXT!"
        15388
          Bobby: "I tell a ghost story and you buy it hook, line and stinker... heh, I just cut one."
          15387
            Bobby: Wow! That girl is amazing! That girl is breathtaking!
            Pinsky: That girl is Dina!
            15386
              Bobby: You are roasted.
              Donkeylips: Toasted.
              Bobby, Donkeylips: And burned to a crisp!
              15385
                Pinsky: Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, Attack of the Cheese Monster. This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
                15384
                  Z.Z.: (trapped in a cave) Echo. Save the whales.
                  Telly: Will you shut up!
                  Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
                  15383
                    Donkeylips: [while locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
                    15382
                      Donkeylips: I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.
                      Michael Stein: Wow. Your mother must be really proud.
                      15381
                        ZZ Telly Dina:
                        Definite potential!
                        -ZZ Telly Dina
                        15380
                          Donkeylipps:
                          (Ellen takes food) HEY! That was my sandwitch and I paid for those bag of chips! Thats it im going to tell Dr. Kaun that his neice is a theif!
                          -Donkeylipps
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                            Z.Z. Telly:
                            Z.Z.: Echo. Save the whales. Telly: Will you shut up! Z.Z.: What? You don't want to save the whales?
                            -Z.Z. Telly
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                              Pinsky:
                              Guys I can't believe it! My favorite movie is playing tonight, "Attack of the Cheese Monster". This guy's made of cheddar, jack, Swiss. This guys is a monster made of Muenster.
                              -Pinsky
                              15377
                                Bobby Donkeylips:
                                Bobby: Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided. Donkeylips: Can you fix it?
                                -Bobby Donkeylips
                                15376
                                  Donkeylips Michael:
                                  'I can hawk a loogie eight feet in the air and catch it with my tongue.' 'Wow. Your mother must be really proud.'
                                  -Donkeylips Michael
                                  15375
                                    Bobby:
                                    Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.
                                    -Bobby
                                    15374
                                      Ug Pinsky:
                                      Ug: This is it; the baseball field! What do you think? P: It's not exactly what they showed me in the brochure.
                                      -Ug Pinsky
                                      15373
                                        Z.Z.:
                                        I made a locket out of a milk carton and put Michael's picture in it that way he'll always be by near heart.
                                        -Z.Z.
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                                          Bobby Donkeylips:
                                          Bobby: You are roasted. Donkeylips: Toasted. Both: And burned to a crisp!
                                          -Bobby Donkeylips
                                          15371
                                            Donkeylips:
                                            [locked in a bathroom] Hey, there's a machine on the wall that sells balloons!
                                            -Donkeylips