Garfield: The Movie Quotes
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      Jon:
      C'mon Garfield, let's go somewhere relaxing that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.
      Garfield:
      Huh? Oh I know, Chuck E. Cheese!...
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        Garfield:
        I know you can hear me, but can't you just listen?
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          Jon:
          Mouse!
          Garfield:
          No thanks, I'm full!
          Jon:
          Get him Garfield!
          Garfield:
          Get him Jon!
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            Luca:
            You're on the wrong side of the street, Fat Cat! Beat it!
            Garfield:
            And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
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              Garfield:
              Oh Sleeping Beauty, wake up! You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here, now just wake up! You got work to do. You're not just my owner, you're my primary caregiver! Now...
              Jon:
              Not now Garfield!
              Garfield:
              (gags) Alright, cut the sweet stuff. Easy now, just, ugh! Trying to cuddle with me, huh? Trying to avoid your duties, huh? Well, that just aint gonna fly! You're gonna work with me! See, I'm just getting my exercise, doing my job, just one, quick, CANNONBAAAAAAAALLLLL! Morning.
              Jon:
              GARFIELD!
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                Garfield:
                I hate Mondays.
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                  Persnikitty:
                  Eat hairballs, Happy Chapman!
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                    Train Station Computer:
                    Collision, 20 seconds
                    Garfield:
                    Gosh, you sound like my mother!
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                      Garfield:
                      I love the smell of Cinnamon Apple in the morning. It smells like victory.
                      Luca:
                      OH! I HATE THIS FAT CAT!
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                        Garfield:
                        Maybe I'll get a CAT scan. A CAT SCAN?!
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                          Luca:
                          Oh, I've been waiting years for this.
                          Garfield:
                          Would that be regular years or dog years?
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                            Jon:
                            She is so beautiful
                            Garfield:
                            Uh, Mr Pathetic. You've had a crush on her since high school. Would you please ask her out so she can reject you and we can get on with my life?
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                              Garfield:
                              Come to papa, baby!
                              Garfield:
                              (gulps milk, then burps) Got milk?
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                                Garfield:
                                Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul-de-sac!
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                                  Jon:
                                  I'll call you later. Garfield is being... Garfield.
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                                    Garfield (to Odie):
                                    Oh, you little suck-up!
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                                      Jon:
                                      Garfield, what am I going to do with you?
                                      Garfield:
                                      Love me, feed me, never leave me!