(when she sees Shep trying to fly) Shep, you can't fly. You can try all you want. You're an Earth dog.
(crashes his head on a lamp and now the lamp is on his head)
That is not a dog.
What is that thing?
That's a rat with a wig!
(farts) Whoops, pardon me!
Shep eats people food sometimes.
3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!!
CAN YOU TEACH US HOW TO WORK A STINKING CAN OPENER?!
Can we just talk about how pretty I am?
You're a good boy too!
Red light! Whoa, hold up!
(after light switches green) Green means go!
You don't see us pickin' up their poop!
Testing, testing. Do you hear me?
Keep your paws off my woofer!
I'm not shaking because I'm nervous. I'm shaking because I'm excited.
Fetch?! Dude, I'm wide open! Throw the ball! Throw the frisbee! Throw the stick! Throw something, player!
I have to pee-pee.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!
Up! Up! And away!
Can I have a cookie? No wait, ten cookies? No! Can I have twenty cookies?! Twenty cookies?!