Beetlejuice Quotes
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      Lydia: (Playing with Baby) Its the attack of the 50' foot baby!
      Beetlejuice: (Running from chaos) ITS THE ATTACK OF THE 50' FOOT BABY!!!
      Beetlejuice Lydia
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        "Wake up and smell the garbage!!!!"-Beetlejuice
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          Lydia- Whats the sound of one hand clapping?
          Beetlejuice- If a tree falls on a man and there is no one around, does he make a sound?
          Lydia- What came first the egg or the chicken?
          Beetlejuice- Which did came first?
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            Lydia:
            At this rate, I'll try anything.
            -Lydia
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              Lydia's Mom:
              Why dear, whatever is the matter?
              -Lydia's Mom
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                Beetlejuice:
                No body, no nose...the troubles I've seen.
                -Beetlejuice
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                  Beetlejuice:
                  I'm gonna turn that tinhorn tumbleweed into prairie purée!
                  -Beetlejuice
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                    Beetlejuice Lydia:
                    Beetlejuice: Hey! What am I, garbage? Lydia: You wish!

                    -Beetlejuice Lydia
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                      Prosector:
                      Beetlejuice has been a pimple on the nose of the Neitherworld! There was the hela monster in the mayors underwear incident! The cootie invasion of '49! and who can forget BEETLEMANIA!
                      -Prosector
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                        Beetlejuice:
                        (in cage) Look, I got a problem maybe you can help me out.. I got these friends I'd said I meet and its the kind of thing that you gotta be there in person..
                        -Beetlejuice
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                          Lydia:
                          (Beetlejuice zooms past her on trike) AHH! Poor little Arelo must be terrified! (He wizzes past on trike with biker like clothes) Heh, heh, Hey babes!
                          Lydia: Arrelo???
                          -Lydia
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                            Lydia:
                            I'm really babysitting now (Big Baby spews on her and the other babies) AND IT'S NOT FOR TWO BUCKS AN HOUR!
                            -Lydia
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                              Lydia and Beetlejuice:
                              Lydia: Beetlejuice, why can't you fly when Sandworms are around ?!
                              Beetlejuice: (sitting down a shaking with a tramasized look) I...I don't know..I just freeze up (changes into a snowman and then back to normal) Bogus, huh.
                              -Lydia and Beetlejuice
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                                Claire:
                                Beetlejuice? Ughh, only Lydia would come up with a word as disgusting as Beetlejuice.
                                -Claire
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                                  Beetlejuice:
                                  There's something rotten in the state of Denmark (sniffs) No problem, it's me.
                                  -Beetlejuice
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                                    Beetlejuice:
                                    Shop 'till you freak at the Spooky Boutique!
                                    -Beetlejuice
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                                      Beetlejuice and Lydia:
                                      Lydia:(attempting to make silly faces in her mirror) Hey Beetlejuice am I scary? Beetlejuice:(loses his attention to a beetle he was about to eat and it gets away) Aaaaaah! You made me lose my lunch! Lydia: Really!!
                                      -Beetlejuice and Lydia
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                                        Lydia:
                                        Deadly-vu!
                                        -Lydia
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                                          Lydia:
                                          Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!
                                          -Lydia
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                                            Beetlejuice:
                                            Babes... (referring to Lydia)
                                            -Beetlejuice