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      Mr. Lizard:
      We're gonna need another Timmy.
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        Baby:
        Hits The Frying Pan On Tails' Head: Not The Ma Ma
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          TV News Reporter: "A meteoroid three times the size of Earth is heading towards us leading to the destruction of all life on this planet." (A crew member gives the reporter a sheet of paper and scans it) "This just in, no it's not."
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            Baby: "I'm the baby gotta pay me!"
            Charlene: "Fine" *gives Baby a dollar*
            Baby: *eats the dollar* Here's your change *burps*
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              Baby:I wanna go to the afterlife! I wanna go to the afterlife!
              Fran:You cannot go to the afterlife. Not for a very very long time.
              Baby:I wanna go to the afterlife now! Better then the nowlife!
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                No I don't make coffee for my husband because I don't have
                a husband.
                -Monica Devertabrae
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                  I hate my life!
                  -Fran Sinclaire
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                    Earl: "We had three duds before we had Charlene."
                    Fran: "No, we had two duds and Robbie."
                    Earl: "I'm sayin'!"
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                      SINCLAIR, IN HERE NOW!
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                        "What can I say, when I ruined your day? And made you all angry and surly. How could I make such a thoughtless mistake? And bury your mother too early?"-Earl (reading a card)
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                          "C'mon Fran they wouldn't make a card if this kind of thing didn't happen all the time"-Earl (Talking about burying Fran's mother alive)
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                            Baby:
                            itz my life i cry if i want to!!
                            -Baby
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                              Earl:
                              Oh god, my full name.
                              -Earl
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                                Baby:
                                "Hello Fat Boy" - Hurling Day Episode
                                -Baby
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                                  Earl Sinclair:
                                  Come on, Roy, we can figure this out. After all, we have brains the size of walnuts!
                                  -Earl Sinclair
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                                    baby:
                                    wack the daddy
                                    -baby
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                                      Baby:
                                      Im the baby gotta love me purple eyes and very cuddlie hit your daddy on the head and wont go to bed and when ever I get a chance I take a poo poo in my pants
                                      -Baby
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                                        Earl Sinclair:
                                        There was one little boy who wouldn't let the doctor give him a shot. And you know what happened to him? His toes fell off, his eyes melted and his head swelled up.
                                        -Earl Sinclair
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                                          Earl:
                                          Dinosaurs. Big laughs. Small brains
                                          -Earl
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                                            General Chow:
                                            Old food never dies, it just goes bad.
                                            -General Chow