Scotch pine delicious! But Douglas fir give me heartburn! (Burps) Excuse me!
Uh, hey, fella, what's that book you're reading there? Huh?
"Everything You Wanted to Know About Ghosts But Were Afraid To Ask" It's really trash.
Oh well, I happen to like trash. I tell ya what, I'll give you this brand new broken portable TV for it. Huh, what do ya say?
Never mind, you can have this book gratis.
Yeah but can I have it for free too?
That too! Merry Christmas!
Oscar, are you ok?
Ok?! Let's go back and do it again!