Rugrats Quotes
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      Stu:
      Apparently the kids think there's some guy in the neighborhood called Satchmo.
      Grandpa:
      Satchmo? The trumpet player?
      Stu:
      No, the monster.
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        Stu:
        What are you kids doing out here?
        Angelica:
        We couldn't sleep because of the Satchmo.
        Stu:
        Satchmo? The trumpet player?
        Angelica:
        No, the monster.
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          Stu:
          Didi, I don't know what kind of family you came from, but in mine we wore clothes. Except my great aunt Lois but that's another story.
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            Angelica:
            Yes I did it! I broke the lamp! I did it! I did it!
            Didi:
            Angelica?! So you broke the lamp?!
            Angelica:
            But I didn't do it!
            Betty:
            Too late. We already heard the whole thing.
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              Grandpa Lou:
              Great jumpin' Jehosiphat!
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                Cahrlotte:
                OK now say bye-bye to Mommy.
                Jonathan(on phone):
                Bye Bye Mommy.
                Charlotte:
                No, not you Jonathan.
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                  Charlotte:
                  Look, I can't talk right now. I've got a car full of Dummi Bears and I'm on my way to a babies concert--I mean I'm on my way to--oh never mind!
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                    Chuckie:
                    Is this Reptar, Tommy?
                    Guy in movie:
                    Are you talkin' to me?
                    Chuckie:
                    No I was talking to Tommy.
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                      Spike:
                      Hello there. Just in time for a spot of tea, eh what?
                      Chuckie:
                      Hey, Spike's not a'posed to talk! What's goin' on, Tommy?
                      Tommy:
                      I'M NOT TOMMY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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                        Didi:
                        Stu, what are you doing?
                        Stu:
                        Making chocolate pudding.
                        Didi:
                        It's 4:00 in the morning. Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
                        Stu:
                        Because I've lost control of my life.
                        Angelica:
                        (laughs at TV show)
                        Stu:
                        Here's your pudding, Angelica.
                        Angelica:
                        Oh, that's OK, Uncle Stu. I'm not hungry anymore.
                        Stu:
                        ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
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                          Emmet Pickles: "Pickles? I'm huun-gry."
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                            Angelica Pickles: "And you'll never see your mom or your dad or your dumb old dog ever again! HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"
                            30442
                              Grandpa Lou Pickles: "Once upon a time, there was a very lonely bunny who didn't have any friends. So he found some friends, and everyone was happy. The end."
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                                Angelica Pickles: "Chutes, chutes, chutes."
                                Susie Carmichael: "Ladders, ladders, ladders. I win!"
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                                  Lil DeVille: "It is not funny, Dylan. You almost hurted the queen."
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                                    Phil DeVille: "She said 'gas', not me! You all heard it!"
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                                      Angelica Pickles: "Samantha, who told Emily, who told Ashley, who told Madison, who told her cousin in Holland, said I have the same exact necklace as Emica!"
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                                        Angelica Pickles: "Love what you done to the place. Are those new wipe-boards?"
                                        Mrs. Guppy: "Flattery didn't work two years ago, Miss Pickles, and it won't work now!"
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                                          Sabu (referring to water): "It is more important than cookies, even more important than al-Reptar."
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                                            Lil DeVille: "Look, Angelica looks like a giant mud pie!"