C.O.P.S. Quotes
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    14979
      "I also want my own TV show. We can call it, "Krusher's Playhouse". - Rock Krusher
      14978
        Longarm: "Boo boo?"
        Big Boss: "Don't push your luck copper"
        14977
          "Though all crimes are bad, some are even worse than others. And some you can protect yourself from just by saying "NO!!" - Bulletproof
          14976
            "I don't do drugs. I get my kicks from crime." - Buttons McBoomBoom
            14975
              "You're under arrest...YUCK! I can't believe I said that!" - Nightshade
              14974
                Rock Krusher:
                Cool!
                -Rock Krusher
                14973
                  Buttons Mc BoomBoom and Rock Krusher:
                  Buttons Mc BoomBoom: "What? You never heard of Iceberg Lettuce?
                  Rock Krusher:"Oh Really? I didn't know you can grow that stuff on an iceberg."
                  -Buttons Mc BoomBoom and Rock Krusher
                  14972
                    Buttons Mc BoomBoom:
                    This cold is getting into his brains.
                    -Buttons Mc BoomBoom
                    14971
                      LongArm:
                      Let me show you how its done!
                      -LongArm
                      14970
                        Berserko:
                        Do this! Do that! How come why I get all the crummy jobs?
                        -Berserko
                        14969
                          Mickey O' Malley and LongArm:
                          Mickey O' Malley: "Nice police work son!" LongArm: "I had a great teacher."
                          -Mickey O' Malley and LongArm
                          14968
                            Nightshade:
                            Oh...Bummer!
                            -Nightshade
                            14967
                              Bowser and Mr. Keen:
                              Mr. Keen: I've learned a Valuable Lesson: No Computer, no matter how smart, could ever replace a human being." Blitz: "Arf Arf!" Bowser: But there's nothing wrong with having a computer as a man's best friend.
                              -Bowser and Mr. Keen
                              14966
                                Big Boss:
                                (mahh) I want it done in ten seconds!
                                -Big Boss
                                14965
                                  Berserko:
                                  Let's see...the green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says...I'll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button.
                                  -Berserko
                                  14964
                                    Berserko:
                                    Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!
                                    -Berserko
                                    14963
                                      Berserko:
                                      No one beats Berserko because I cheat!
                                      -Berserko
                                      14962
                                        Sundown:
                                        Sundown: "You ever tried talking to it?" Fight Manager: "What? Are you nuts? Old Bucket's just a machine."
                                        -Sundown
                                        14961
                                          Mainframe:
                                          Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend. Mace got a girlfriend.
                                          -Mainframe
                                          14960
                                            Hardtop:
                                            Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar.
                                            -Hardtop