G.I. Joe Quotes
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      Cobra Commander:
      Destro, come in Destro! *on screen appears Destro and The Baroness making out* Stop that Destro! I see exactly what your doing and I'm positively stunned!

      Destro: *he and Baroness quickly break up* She.. she had something in her eye!

      Cobra Commander: My eye she did!
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        Roadblock: "Heeeyyy!! What's go-wan on?!!! Lets get outta this hole, and start to roll!"
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          The Drednocks: Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune.
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            The Drednocks: Cold Slither, you'll be joinin' us soon. Like a pack a vipers playing our tune.
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              Roadblock: "Mess with me and have no doubt, I'll turn your EYEBALLS inside out!"
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                Barbaque:
                PSA- "hey kids dont touch that fire"
                -Barbaque
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                  Sargent Slaughter:
                  When I'm done with you skuzzbucket they're gonna scrape you off the walls with a squegee!
                  -Sargent Slaughter
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                    Zartan:
                    A gem of that size answers all my questions
                    -Zartan
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                      Sgt.Slaughter:
                      There are two ways out. One on your feet or two in a dity bag an ity bity dity bag.
                      -Sgt.Slaughter
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                        General Hawk:
                        I'll teach you what it means to be a Joe even if it kills you
                        -General Hawk
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                          Flint:
                          Remember a Cobra's a snake; and SNAKE is SNEAK spelled sideways
                          -Flint
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                            Lady Jaye:
                            Maybe we could be related somehow?
                            -Lady Jaye
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                              Destro:
                              I find that to be most distasteful.
                              -Destro
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                                Monkeywrench:
                                Yo Joe this.
                                -Monkeywrench
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                                  Everyone:
                                  Yo Joe!
                                  -Everyone
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                                    Everyone:
                                    Knowing is half the battle
                                    -Everyone