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    30869
      Doug:
      hey, maybe we can gets the beets' autograph when we get to the concert...[gasps]
      Doug and Skeeter:
      the concert?!
      [looks at clock] oh no!
      Skeeter:
      the bus! we-we gotta get back to the bus!
      Doug:
      but they wouldn't leave without us!
      Skeeter:
      they couldn't leave without us!
      :
      [looks out the window and found the bus leaving]
      Doug and Skeeter:
      they're leaving without us!
      30868
        Patti:
        okay roger
        i dare you to say something...nice
        Roger:
        nice?
        Patti:
        about doug
        Roger:
        doug?
        Willie:
        [laughing]
        Roger:
        shut up!
        well i guess hes...[mumbles]
        Willie:
        uh, what?!
        Roger:
        i said funnies a really...nice guy!
        Everybody:
        [laughs at roger]
        30791
          Roger:
          hey funnie, great party
          whats next? patti-cake? [chuckles]
          14479
            Principal Lamar Bone (on the telephone with Mr. Buttsavich): "Mr. Buttsavich, how was your vacation?"
            14478
              Doug: Mr. Bone wears pink underwear! Patti: PINK UNDERWEAR?!
              14477
                Go Porkchop! Go Porkchop!
                -Girls at party playing Limbo
                14476
                  BARON VON HECKLEHOFFER!!!(run off screaming)

                  -Doug and Skeeter on Halloween Night-
                  14475
                    Skeeter: "Cool hair, Roger! I like the way it's all nice and pointy."
                    Roger: "Aw, whaddya you know, Skeet Face?"
                    14474
                      Mr.Dink: FORE!!!*hits the Funnies mail boxwith a golf ball*SORRY!!!!
                      14473
                        Mr.Bone: You understand Mr.Funnie
                        14472
                          *after porkchop dumps sweat on the plant* Bee-eerobe
                          14471
                            Roger: Funny looks like i am gonna have to cream you now
                            14470
                              Doug and Skeeter: THE BEETS JACKETS!!!!!
                              14469
                                Doug and Skeeter: Killer tofu
                                14468
                                  Roger: Funnie I am gonna pound you
                                  14467
                                    Dong: P-P-Patty?! W-Where?
                                    14466
                                      The beets!!- Doug and Skeeter
                                      14465
                                        Skeeter: [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] "Yo Doug! "
                                        [makes nasal noise]
                                        Skeeter: "Ha ha."
                                        14464
                                          Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it!

                                          -Doug
                                          14463
                                            How did i get into this mess?
                                            -Doug