The Princess Bride Quotes
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      Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
      Man in Black: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
      876
        Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
        875
          Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
          Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.
          Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
          Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
          874
            "Alright, keep your shirt on!" -Grandfather
            873
              "This is true love. Do you think this happens everyday?" -Westley
              872
                Miracle Max - You never had it so good!
                871
                  "You ARE the brute squad"
                  -Miracle Max
                  870
                    "That's right, when I was your age television was called "books".
                    -Grandfather
                    869
                      Prince Humperdinck:
                      I think that everything is a trap, which is why I'm still alive.
                      -Prince Humperdinck
                      868
                        Inigo Montoya:
                        So, let me 'splain. No, there's too much. Let me sum up.
                        -Inigo Montoya
                        867
                          Valerie:
                          I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!
                          -Valerie
                          866
                            Count Rugen:
                            This is for posterity. Tell me, how do you feel? And please, be honest.
                            -Count Rugen
                            865
                              Old Woman:
                              Boo! Boo! So bow to the Queen of Rubbish, the Queen of Putrescence, The Queen of Garbage, for that's what she is! Boo! Boo! Boo!
                              -Old Woman
                              864
                                Prince Humperdinck:
                                Try ruling the world sometime.
                                -Prince Humperdinck
                                863
                                  Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen:
                                  >Offer me money.
                                  >>All you want.
                                  >Offer me power.
                                  >>Yes, all power.
                                  >Offer me anything I want.
                                  >>Yes, Yes! Anything you want!
                                  >I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
                                  -Inigo Montoya and Count Rugen
                                  862
                                    Wesley:
                                    There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
                                    -Wesley
                                    861
                                      Wesley:
                                      I'll explain and use small words to make sure you understand, you warthog faced babboon.
                                      -Wesley
                                      860
                                        Inigo Montoya:
                                        You know, I've been in the revenge business for so long, now I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. (Wesley) Have you considered Piracy? You'd make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.
                                        -Inigo Montoya
                                        859
                                          Fessik:
                                          I'm sory, I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
                                          -Fessik
                                          858
                                            Wesley:
                                            To the Pain!
                                            -Wesley