True Lies Quotes | Retro Junk

14058

Harry: "Helen... is having an affair!"

Gib: "Welcome to the club, man!"

14057

Gib: "Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?"

14056

Samir: Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?

Harry: Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.

Samir: "I see. How, exactly?"

Harry: "First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck."

Samir: "And what makes you think you can do all that?"

Harry: "You know my handcuffs?"

Samir: "Mmm-hmm."

Harry: "I picked them."

14055

Gib: "Do you think she's still a virgin?"

Harry: "Don't be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?"

Gib: "She's fourteen!"

Harry: "She's fourteen years old!"

Gib: "Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm."

14054

Faisil: "They call him the Sand Spider."

Spencer Trilby: "Why?"

Faisil: "Probably because it sounds scary."

14053

Harry: "Son of a bitch, Did you think you can elude us forever, Carlos, huh?"

Simon: "Hey, you got the wrong guy! My name's Simon! Just let me go. There's no need to kill me. I haven't seen your..."

Simon: "face. No, no, no I didn't see it, I didn't see it!"

Simon: "Oh, it's you! Hey, you still interested in that 'Vette at all?"

Gib: "Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented."

Simon: "No..."

Gib: -"Oh, yeah."

Simon: "No..."

Gib: "Oh, yeah!"

Simon: "No!"

Gib: "OH, YEAH!"

Simon: "No, I sell cars! That's all! C'mon, I'm not a terrorist. I'm actually a complete coward, if I ever saw a gun, I'd..."

Harry: [Harry takes his gun out and points it in Simon's face]

Simon: "Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"

Simon: "Wha, uh, oh God. Would a spy pee himself, huh? Please, I'm not worth a bullet. Oh, mercy sir!"

Harry: "Get the fuck out of here. Just go, just beat it."

Simon: "No, no, as soon as I turn, you're gonna shoot me! You're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me, you're gonna shoot me!"

Gib: "Get lost, dipshit."

14052

Gib: "Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon."

14051

Faisil: "Hey, watch it."

Gib: "It's called ice, and it gets a little slick."

14050

Harry: "In 90 minutes, the holy fire, will light up the skies."

Harry: 'We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're bad asses, blah, blah, blah."

Helen Tasker: "Honey, if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?"

Harry: "We must be in the Florida Keys. These are the islands that have highways that connect the islands to the mainland."

Helen Tasker: "There's no borders, no customs. They can go anywhere in the U.S. They're will be no one to stop them."

Harry: "But, us. Here take this.."

Helen Tasker: "Oh, shit."

14049

Salim Abu Aziz: "You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists?Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless "you" "America" pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these demands are not met, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week."

14048

Harry: "There *is* no us, you psychopathic bitch!"

14047

Harry: "You're fired!"

14046

Simon: "I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"

14045

Simon: "Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!"

14044

Helen Tasker: "Have you ever killed anyone?"

Harry: "Yeah, but they were all bad."

14043

Gib: "Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery."

14042

Helen Tasker: "I married Rambo!"

14041

Gib: "Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!"

14040

Harry: "Ask me a question I would normally lie to."

Helen Tasker: "Are we gonna die?"

Harry: "Yep!""

Helen Tasker: "I'd say it's working."

Harry: "They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up..."

Helen Tasker: "Harry!"

14039

Gib: "I'm beginning to like this guy."

Gib: "Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given."

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