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    14058
      Harry:
      Helen... is having an affair!
      Gib:
      Welcome to the club, man!
      14057
        Gib:
        Same thing happened to me with wife number two, 'member? I have no idea nothing's going on, right? I come home one day and the house is empty, and I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ICE CUBE trays out of the FREEZER?
        14056
          Samir:
          Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?
          Harry:
          Yeah. I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
          Samir:
          I see. How, exactly?
          Harry:
          First I'm going to use you as a human shield. Then I'm going to kill this guard over here with the Patterson trocar on the table. And then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
          Samir:
          And what makes you think you can do all that?
          Harry:
          You know my handcuffs?
          Samir:
          Mmm-hmm.
          Harry:
          I picked them.
          14055
            Gib:
            Do you think she's still a virgin?
            Harry:
            Don't be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?
            Gib:
            She's fourteen!
            Harry:
            She's fourteen years old!
            Gib:
            Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
            14054
              Faisil:
              They call him the Sand Spider.
              Spencer Trilby:
              Why?
              Faisil:
              Probably because it sounds scary.
              14052
                Gib:
                Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.
                14051
                  Faisil:
                  Hey, watch it.
                  Gib:
                  It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
                  14050
                    Harry:
                    In 90 minutes, the holy fire, will light up the skies. We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're bad asses, blah, blah, blah.
                    Helen Tasker:
                    Honey, if we're on an island, why are they using trucks?
                    Harry:
                    We must be in the Florida Keys. These are the islands that have highways that connect the islands to the mainland.
                    Helen Tasker:
                    There's no borders, no customs. They can go anywhere in the U.S. They're will be no one to stop them.
                    Harry:
                    But, us. Here take this..
                    Helen Tasker:
                    Oh, shit.
                    14049
                      Salim Abu Aziz:
                      You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call "us" terrorists?Now, we have the ability to strike back at our enemies. Unless "you" "America" pull all military forces out of the Persian gulf area, immediately, and forever, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week, until our demands are met. First, we will detonate one nuclear weapon on this uninhabited island as a demonstration of our power. But, if these demands are not met, Crimson Jihad will rain fire on one major U.S. city each week.
                      14048
                        Harry:
                        There *is* no us, you psychopathic bitch!
                        14047
                          Harry:
                          You're fired!
                          14046
                            Simon:
                            I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!
                            14045
                              Simon:
                              Let's face it. The 'Vette... gets 'em wet!
                              14044
                                Helen Tasker:
                                Have you ever killed anyone?
                                Harry:
                                Yeah, but they were all bad.
                                14043
                                  Gib:
                                  Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.
                                  14042
                                    Helen Tasker:
                                    I married Rambo!
                                    14041
                                      Gib:
                                      Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em!
                                      14040
                                        Harry:
                                        Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
                                        Helen Tasker:
                                        Are we gonna die?
                                        Harry:
                                        Yep!
                                        Helen Tasker:
                                        I'd say it's working.
                                        Harry:
                                        They're gonna shoot us in the head or they gonna torture us to death or they gonna leave us here when the bomb blows up...
                                        Helen Tasker:
                                        Harry!
                                        14039
                                          Gib:
                                          I'm beginning to like this guy. Oh, we've still gotta kill him. That's a given.
                                          14038
                                            Gib:
                                            Seconds count buddy. Ditch the bitch.